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(132 votes) Published: Dec 02, 2007 5:25 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1004 times
Ok first off, dont call this a drug egg. I am not using this egg to encourage anyone to smoke weed or whatnot, instead i am helping people with information to do it safely without fucking themselves over physically and financially. Im currently in Amsterdam so its not illegal here.
Last week my good friend got really baked and passed out while on a porch, he fell off and knocked out 6 teeth and fucked up his face. He got passed out because he took so many hits in a short period of time that no oxygen was making it to his brain.
If you arent used to smoking weed and you plan to do it for your first time, you are more than likely going to choke.
PREVENT CHOKING:
Weed smokers who dont smoke cigarettes or weed on a common basis will generally choke the first 10 times toking until they get used to it. My first time, i choked and almost threw up because i wasnt used to the feeling of smoke in my lungs.
The best way to prevent your stomach from turning inside out is to take a small hit. Instead of smoking it directly into your lungs like a cigarette smoker does, pull it into your mouth like a cigar smoker does. Then open your mouth and inhale the smoke AND outside air at the same time and hold it in. IF you inhale too hard, too much or too quickly, you will choke. If you can inhale slow, smooth and relaxed than you can resist the urge to cough and lose your stomach. You can take bigger and bigger hits but make sure you breathe in between. I generally take a 30 second pause between tokes in order to get more oxygen back to my brain. This will make the high feeling come on more gradual and you wont feel initially BAKED.
TELLING HOW HIGH YOU ARE:
Many times when you are high, you wont notice it until you open your mouth to say something. I have had plenty of friends who say "DUDE IM SO BAKED" but then when i ask them to sing the ABCs, they can do it perfectly fine. Alot of people dont know how to smoke properly. Many times they will just inhale and exhale faster than the smoke/THC can make it into their system thus reducing the effect.
I once took about 10 hits and thought "i dont think im high right now" and 5 minutes later, i found myself throwing away an empty Big bag of doritos and an empty 1/2 gallon carton of icecream. The drug effects everyone differently so it can be hard to tell how high you are. First off, walk up some stairs. Many times while you are toking up, on your 2nd or 3rd big hit, you will feel it sorta glide in quick. I was toking once and all of a sudden, i just felt a wierd rush where i didnt give a fuck about anything. When you walk up stairs, you will instantly know that you are high. If you dont feel like doing that than watch some cartoons or play a video game. I thought i was really high once but when i started playing guitar heroIII on nintendo wii, i realized that i wasnt. If you really cant decide whether or not your fucked up, just watch porn and jack off. IF you feel like an atomic bomb went off in your dick than your probably baked.
KEEP ON TESTING IT:
Sometimes youll be slightly baked for 3 hours, REALLY baked for 4 hours or really baked for 1 hour. IT all depends on how it lasts in your bloodstream. Certain things will seem really funny, certain things wont matter at all. For some reason, when im high, dora the explorer freaks me out and is the best thing in the world, but pokemon and dragonballz just seems stupid. While you are baked out of your mind, find something that seems hilarious so you can always revert back to it to determine how long the drug has lasted. I can drive fine while im baked but you should always be able to tell how baked you are before you drive. I dont reccomend driving while your high. I usuallly give it 4 hours just to get the most of it out of my system.
THE ACT ITSELF:
If its your first time, make sure you are with some friends and make sure that at least 1 or 2 of them arent getting high right away. I have a friend who reacts violently with marijuana and the first time we learned that, everyone was high and nobody gave a shit. He thought he was drowning. If your gonna get high just make sure it doesnt affect you really unusually and react wierd with your meds or whatnot.
Once you have gotten used to it and you continue to purchase the same shit (make sure its not coked up or got meth in it), you can smoke it 1 on 1 with a friend or even by yourself at night to make TV watching alot better. If you do poorly on your report card and stress out about it, just lean out your bedroom window and light up a blunt. The great thing about the winter is that people leave their windows closed. No sane person has their air conditioners runnin so you can just lean out your window and smoke. My parents live on the 3rd floor of my house and they have 1 bathroom and i have the 2nd floor to myself and i have 2 bathrooms on opposite sides. IF the wind is blowing south than i will go to my southside bathroom, close the door, turn on the faucet on hot(to make some noise), turn on the cieling blower fan (to execute stray smoke), open the window and smoke a joint. Bring a brick, soda can or snapple bottle so you can extinguish the blunt so you can smoke the rest later. I also like to spray the room down with AXE or even take a shower afterwards to get rid of the smell (if any).
Marijuana has a very notable smell burnt or unburnt. Unburnt, it smells sorta like a skunk or coffee grounds mixed with plant material. Burnt it smells dry and thick and has a very sharp odor to it. The smell can be covered up but frequent smokers can identify just the smallest hint of weed in the air. 6 hours after smoking, ive walked into the same room and sniffed and just caught the slightest slightest glimpse of a weed odor. The odor seems to disperse well and combine with other odors easily so its not like a cigarette where nothing breaks through it and you cant get the smell off of you.
I hope this helps some people who wanted more information about doing it so they dont cause harm to themselves or others. Those are my tips and the best advice i can give to make it alot easier and less stressful to prepare. Ive never been busted by cops or parents (parents dont care, but i dont want them to know), never had a serious problem with it.
Dec 02, 2007 6:43 pm - that is financial help. You wont waste weed if you smoke it correctly. So many fuckin idiots inhale quick and exhale quick without holding and end up smoking 3 times as much weed as they should need.
Many times they will just inhale and exhale faster than the smoke/THC can make it into their system thus reducing the effect.
Your lungs absorb 95% of the THC/CBN’s in the first 2-5 seconds, after that you dont get any higher, you just damage your lungs more.
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IT all depends on how it lasts in your bloodstream
Cannabis stays in your bloodstream from anywhere between 1 week and 1 month depennding on the quantity smoked, diet, exercise, liquid intake etc. You don’t stay high for this long, thus this claim being false. Its how long the THC/Cannabinoids bind to the receptors in your brain.
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(make sure its not coked up or got meth in it)
Your dope won’t have coke in it as smoking coke is not only ineffective(if its cocaine hydrochloride[snortable coke] it will take a lot to be smoked for little effect and will have a synthetic taste that will hit you straight away. If it’s Crack[Smokable coce ie. Freebase] then it will again have an obvious taste and ve very cost ineffective and no sane dealer would waste a .2g crack rock worth £20 on some kid with £10 worth of bud, same with meth. If you live in America the most likely candidate for spiked weed is PCP[again unlikely and obvious but possible due to mix ups etc.]. If you live in the UK your weed will most likely have glass beads[gritweed] which will rip up your lungs and fuck you pretty quick.
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I have a friend who reacts violently with marijuana and the first time we learned that, everyone was high and nobody gave a shit. He thought he was drowning.
This is commonly called a whitey. It is when the person unsuspectingly gets so high that their blood sugar levels get so low that their brain reacts unplesently often leaving unexperienced smokers with anxiety attacks, feelings of dispair etc. It happens even to the most experienced tokers and is unplesent but ultimatley not dangerous. Whiteys can leave people feeling sick and cause them to vomit(I smoked 0.2g of budder[99.7% THC] and projectile vomited for 30 minutes and eventually passed out due to exhaustion).
Dec 03, 2007 8:02 pm - Well, here in Fiji weed is very cheap, so I can test shit like this without blowing all my cash stash.
I can sit and watch TV and think I’m fine, untill someone calls me and I look towards them, and I cant see as well, movement happens in stages, like the world has been set to high color, high contrast, loooow detail.
Dec 04, 2007 6:21 am - hre first time i smoked i thought i was going to die. My friends let me have green and we wer using a bong. After the second bong they told me that i was going to have a heart attack and they made me freak out.
Dec 04, 2007 6:32 pm - its wierd because the sensation of being high itself isnt really that great. You just feel like you have a headache that doesnt necessarily hurt but the entire inside of your head buzzes. It just makes you really sensitive to everything. Jackin off is like having an A-Bomb go off in your dick. Eating TRIX YOGURT is like living inside of a bowl of yogurt and licking your way out. Listening to music is like having the whole band inside of your head playing the music. You dont hear with your hears, you dont see with your eyes, you dont feel with your body, you dont taste with your tongue, everything is done through your mind. So keeping your balance can sorta be wierd if you get high really quick because you now dont really have your inner ear as judgement to tell what your body is doing. Instead you need to look around and observe yourself to make sure your doing everything correctly. Its different from getting drunk. Getting drunk, you can fuck up everything but think that you are doing everything fine and feel that way. Getting high is just like amplifying every feeling of pleasure and confusing your sense of direction. My eye-hand coordination sucks when im high. IF you shake your head, it feels like your head is still moving even while your head is stopped. Everything DOES move in stages. When you walk up stairs, you can already be at the top of the staircase but you feel like you are still climbing. Getting high without doing anything can sorta suck because the feeling itself sorta sucks (in my opinion). but when you do other shit, it just amplifies the amount of fun you have. I dont really laugh my ass off to TV, i just sit there and watch and just go with it.
Dec 05, 2007 10:36 pm - the first time i got massively high was on a family holiday i came back and was lazy as fuck we where gonna watch a movie and i just kept saying im opening the tent now(because we had our camper tralliers and my portable dvd player was inside)when i was still sitting down. then my folks and there friends came back and i was talking at a million miles an hour than i was telling myself to shut up i thought i was saying it in my head but it was out loud. then i went to bed and light was coming throu the tent and i was tripping out. i think my folks suspected something was up lol
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