DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME : Rotteneggs.com text files and message bases are for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT undertake any project based upon any information obtained from this or any other web site.We are not responsible for, nor do we assume any liability for, damages resulting from the use of any information on this site.
(63 votes) Published: Dec 08, 2007 9:42 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 241 times
Ok, so here is so background information. This house has been abandoned for a really long time. In fact, as long as I can remember. It had a bunch of stuff in the back of it: glass, tables, bottles, a bunch of stuff. We were bored and the house was there.
So one day i go up my buddy. Julian’s to hang out. We end up going across the street into the abandoned house. I busted down the door with my shoulder and we went in to check it out. The kitchen was the first thing you walked into , to your left was cabinets a sink, normal kitchen stuff. We walked through the door to the right into the dining room or living room not sure, were there was a ceiling fan with lights. there were knives stuck in the roof and and we got em out. We kept throwing the steak knives into the ceiling and walls and stuff and eventually got bored. So we decided to get the big 50lbs pole that was laying in the back and put some holes in the walls. so i started smashing all the walls up and throwing it like a javelin. The place was wrecked already lol. I ran into my buddies house and got some spray paint and a lighter. I brought it back and flamed the walls burning off the plaster. then i went into the other room and torched the blinds. Eventually i ended up flaming the chair...it was bound to happen.... After it was aflame I just let it burn for a little thinking i could just stomp it out.....well that didn’t work out. it wouldn’t go out and my shoe ended up half melted for trying to put it out....but with Julian’s quick thinking he grabbed this bucket of this half dried plaster stuff with some water left in it and dumped it on it. the flame had almost totally enveloped the whole back of the chair. It went out....but the whole house was smokey....we decided wed better leave for now and we’d finish our fun later. we hid the paint behind a tree and skedaddled.
We went back later and spray painted peoples names we hated on the wall....so if found out they would get blamed instead of us. We brought a huge bag of paint balls and paint balled the whole bottom floor. We melted the paint balls and then i decide to bring down the walls....literally. I started crashing into the wall that divided off the kitchen. i hit a stud and fucked up my shoulder lol. so i tried again with the other shoulder over a bit. SUCCESS! I was mostly through. We kept kicking it and smashing it. I jumped up and grabbed the fan... using my whole 220lbs of muscle and fat to bring it down. i through it around and then smashed the lights. We were having a blast.
We smashed some of the bottles out back. Then we saw a red truck pull up. We bolted....Julian’s dumb ass went back inside the house and closed the door, while I sneaked around the side of the house.
The guy got out and walked up next to the house looking around....apparently we were being a tad bit loud. He was content for some reason that it was nothing and went to go sit in his truck. For some reason he waited there for about 10 minutes... I guess not so sure it was nothing. after he left he drove up to the side of the house i was on and looked...but i figured he would do this so i ducked around the corner going back to were he just was. I popped in and Julian was scared shitless thinking a was the guy ha ha. Once he saw it was me i told him i was all clear. We propped abunch of stuff up against the door the snuck out a window so that nobody could get back in unless they picked our rigged window lock.
These 7th graders started going in there so we started setting traps and stuff for them. One night i saw a bunch of fire trucks shooting up my hill and turn onto the street with the house on it....i could see smoke and thought oh shit were in trouble.
I ran up and talked to Julian... turns out the 7 th graders weren’t as smart as Julian with putting out the fire. they had caught the whole house on fire. I looked at Julian and said "dude you do realize that could have been us". He nodded and we both stared at the flames of the house....they busted out the windows the front door, the whole porch ended up caving in. Surprising the little kids didn’t rat us out Thank god. The eventually caught the kid and he was in serious trouble.
A little bit ago they started tearing down the house. There were 2 huge dumpsters but the still never finished. i think its basically forgot by now but I still remember the fun it was.
I would have got pics but the house burnt down and at the time I didn’t know about RE so the only pics were taken on a phone and were of the fire.
I appreciate you reading my long experience and I just wanted to say please rate and comment so I can make my next eggs better. If your going to criticize please make it constructive criticism.
Edit Page
Message FluffyLuffy-8285
Add Comment
Add to Favorites
Email to Friend
