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(18 votes) Published: Dec 09, 2007 9:17 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 333 times
I joined the swim team at my school and we needed more people to join so i whent around asking. It turns out everyone of course says there a good swimmer.the they get the and the can swim wortha shit. so im going to tell you pussy how to swim right.
1. keep your head under water all the whole time unless breathing.
2.look down at the bottom of the pool/lake/bathtub full of blood. i really dont care where you practice just keep your damn head down.
3.breathing- when you take a stroke you turn you head to the side. your head should allways be under the water or half under when you breathing.
4.kicking- keep your legs strait at all times. no kicking like you riding a bike or kicking with bent knees.
5.arms- start by bending you elbows then you fingernails should enter the water first. then straiten out your arm and pull all the way down until you touch your leg.its hard to get a first but you will learn with practice.
6.drills- trie to get a floating board and hold your self above water and just work on kicking.
7.more drills- keep one arm at your side at all times and pull with the other arm. play with your balls if thats what it takes to keep your arm there but just friggin keep it there.
8. more drills?- do the 8-3-8 kick with your legs 8 times then pull with your arms 3 times then kick 8 more times.repeat.
9. more drills ?!?!?- nope just kidding just keep working on that stuff above and you can get eventaly.rate this egg good and ill come out with more eggs on how to do flip turns, slipstreaming, and of course the other kinds of strokes. good luck and remember this is alot of hard work so dont be a buch of pussys and give up and say its to hard.
Dec 09, 2007 2:42 pm - can i just ask husseinspawn
why the fuck have u got derby county on a fukin stone island badge u
fukin idiot, the badge represents leeds service crew u wanker cunt faced
chinchiller breeder imbred freak of a moron
Dec 09, 2007 3:02 pm - Hey, you, up there^. Yeah, you. The white kid who pretends he is black. Why don’t you unplug your keyboard to avoid sounding like even more of an idiot.
BTW, thanks for the 100 or so egg points I got for 0* your profile and eggs.
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