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Ultimate Summer Milkshake! (DaDevil)

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(101 votes)
Published: Dec 18, 2007 10:36 p.m.
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G’day, DaDevil here with an egg that will make your mouth water with excellence.

With summer already here (Well, in Australia, so listen up, Aussies) – we need to cool off. And what better way then to make a nice big thickshake/milkshake?? It’s the perfect way!

This one is my very own concoction, so you will be delighted with this! It’s excellent and tastes awesome, with a very nice consistency!

On with the egg. No, this milkshake contains no eggs, by the way.

First, you will need these ingredients:

• Vanilla Ice Cream


• Full Cream Milk


• Caramel Topping


• Sugar


• A couple of Timeout’s


• Jam (I used “Watermelon, Peach & Grape” --- very nice!)


• And of course, a Blender!




First, put some ice cream in the blender, I’d say, up to half way on the blender, but don’t cram it in, just let it fall in its place, but push it down a bit. Today was very hot, so the ice cream was cold but was very soft, so it was easier.



Then, put some milk into the blender. Say, about half way, covering the milk, like so:



Now, crush your two Timeout’s (or however many, either 2 or 3 is fine, no more then that otherwise it will be too overpowering). Put it into the blender like so:



Pour some caramel topping into the blender over the other ingredients, say just over a table spoon full, or around about that amount. Again, not too much otherwise it will be too overpowering, and its not very nice.



Next, sprinkle a pinch of sugar into the blender, just a little bit, not too much.



Now, put some Jam into the blender – I used a very nice “Watermelon, Peach & Grape” jam which has a blazing red look. It’s very nice, but I guess you could use any kind of jam really – it’l just have a different taste, that’s all. Put about approx 2 table spoons of it in.



Now, all the ingredients are in the blender – put the blender cup onto the blade thingy, like so:



Now, blend for a few minutes. Some blenders have a different setting (high, medium, low), mine only has one setting and I assume that is the fastest. Put on High if you need to on your blender, remember, you want a very smooth, yet thick consistency. It is half way between a milkshake and a very smooth thickshake.



Pour into a big glass. I have one of those big steel Milkshake cups, and this blended mix fills about 3 quarters of the cup, and it’s a pretty big cup, so have a big one around, or just drink out of the blender cup.



Drink up, bitches! Your fantastic summer milkshake/thickshake is ready to drink!


 

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Phil

Dec 18, 2007 10:39 pm -
Nice, Will make later when i have the stuff :)

5*


Phil

Dec 18, 2007 10:40 pm -



From

Dec 18, 2007 10:45 pm -
5* for jo0


Shave_Americas_Bush-61 7

Dec 18, 2007 10:58 pm -
Looks awesome... Never seen ne of the brands u used in the pics or the candybar b4 tho.

Dec 18, 2007 11:23 pm -
time outs r soooo nice i didn’t know you were an aussie :)


Adaire

Dec 18, 2007 11:25 pm -
Quote:
delighted,excellent awesome, very nice, fantastic
LOL you must be Christian! Just kidding: 5 stars, this is very well done.


DaDevil

Dec 18, 2007 11:50 pm -
Quote:
time outs r soooo nice i didn’t know you were an aussie :)

Haha yeah they’re awesome. Yep - Aussie all the way! Melbourne ftw! :D


WiggazWitAttitude

Dec 19, 2007 12:42 am -
Actually, the ultimate summer milkshake would be if the hot girl who played Summer from the TV show The OC gave you a BJ and you nutted in her mouth...

5* anyways.


baddspella-2889

De 19, 2007 12:56 am -
zomg Da Devil is Australian!!! im ganna give this a shot tomoro, my mum baught today a big box of them "celebrations" (the box with like 10 diffrent chocolate brands) so ill used them. also we dont have caramel toping, we only have real caramel in a can, ill use that too lol

5*****


baddspella-2889

De 19, 2007 1:03 am -
this is [BaDD SpeLLa] by the way, im only ganna use this account till i get mine back, and then ill give it back to my friend (this is my mates account)


J0hnnySick0

De 19, 2007 1:42 am -
MELBOURNE FTMFW!

Ewww homebrand lol.
I have evrything to make it so I’ll give it a shot later.
I know it will be good so have a 5 :P


DaDevil

Dec 19, 2007 2:02 am -
Quote:
Ewww homebrand lol.


haha it was the only caramel i could find at the time, so yeah... xD


Brjo

Dec 19, 2007 4:32 am -
I wont put jam in mine
5 stars


DaDevil

Dec 19, 2007 4:39 am -
Quote:
I wont put jam in mine


No probs man. It’s allways good to impovise!

xD


misterbuzzki l

Dec 19, 2007 10:32 am -
5*
sounds really good


Yipper

Dec 19, 2007 11:39 am -
Good now to wait till summer


HOGEDUDE17

Dec 19, 2007 5:48 pm -
looks tasty....4****


--Jotto--

De 19, 2007 8:46 pm -
That looks pretty tasty.

5*****


Johns_Face

D c 19, 2007 10:43 pm -
Homebrand has invaded NZ. Thanks a FUCKING lot.

It’s like AIDS. It’s EVERYWHERE.

5* anyway.


UmbraPrognatus

Dec 20, 2007 3:29 pm -
5*. Looks okay, ill have to try it sometime.


juggalo420g

Dec 21, 2007 2:29 pm -
looks good maybe ill try it in the summer 4*


Aussie_pyro_Jr

Dec 27, 2007 5:27 am -
Quote:
Drink up, bitches!
roflmao
5*


PYRO1047

Jan 01, 2008 9:56 pm -
5*’s
i didnt have time out bars so i used kitkat it tasted pretty good arent they the same or no


JohnyBoyXyZ

Jan 09, 2008 8:37 am -
looks like........idk..... not good?
And adding a pinch of sugar isnt gunna do anything, You’ve added enouph sugary things to make anyone get diabetes. but ill give you 4* because im happy and my mom left me for a week with the house and car so its allll butta... hah

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