Ambrosia of the Omniscient Originator
'Junk Food YES! Good Food NO!' 
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(107 votes)
Published: Dec 21, 2007 7:16 p.m.
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Winter calls forth cold, snow, presents, and joy around the world. (except for the douche bags in Australia) But not for me, for my only concern with winter is the ability to make this Ambrosia. This..drink I so yearn for. My heart..grows so cold for it...
And I will relinquish my secret to the world in this egg.
You will also notice I put this under the "Health" Directory. That is because eating junk food is good for you. Not for your body, but for your soul.
First off, you need some of dis shit. Remember if you don’t use real snow then you’re going to hell (no blender usage allowed) Oh and try not to get shit mixed in with your snow.
Ingredients
- Snow
- Milk
- Sugar
- Hot Chocolate Mix
- Marshmallows
- Chocolate Chips
- Spoon and a Bowl
Go outside and pick up some snow, make sure not to get dirt or a lump of poop in it.
Open up your hot chocolate packet and pour it in.
Now mix it around. Make sure to get in there nice and deep like.
Put some sugar in if you want. Careful not to catch diabeetus.
Now pour some milk in. At about halfway stop filled up stop and mush all the ingredients together some more.
Now once it is thoroughly stirred get out your chocolate chips.
And pour dem bad bois in there.
Get your marshmallows...
...and plop some in there.
Finished product.
Don’t stare at it too long or you just might cream your pants!
BAM! You just kicked it up a notch. |
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 | Dec 21, 2007 7:22 pm -
5*s even tho it looks like puke. |
 | Dec 21, 2007 7:27 pm -
FUCK YOU, what do you have against Aussies? Your a dickhead and also it looks like shit 0* You really should not say shit like that about Australia. Australia kicks ass! |
| Dec 21, 2007 7:28 pm -
FUCK YOU, what do you have against Aussies? Your a dickhead and also it looks like shit 0* You really should not say shit like that about Australia. Australia kicks ass! |
| Dec 21, 2007 7:32 pm -
Quote: you have against Aussies?
who teh fuck?
Quote: Australia kicks ass!
meh... |
 | Dec 21, 2007 7:33 pm -
Quote: FUCK YOU, what do you have against Aussies? Your a dickhead and also it looks like shit 0* You really should not say shit like that about Australia. Australia kicks ass!
wow you’re a dumb motherfucker.
Is it not clear that I was joking? |
| Dec 21, 2007 7:35 pm -
I mean considering the whole egg was in joke format...holy shit |
 | Dec 21, 2007 7:45 pm -
I drank it and it cured my cancar!
5* |
 | Dec 21, 2007 7:54 pm -
Quote: I drank it and it cured my cancar!
5*
Well then, To the patenting office. Muahahahahahaha
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5* because I like snow ;D |
| Dec 21, 2007 8:06 pm -
Not quite as good as yellow snow, but 5* regardless. |
 | Dec 21, 2007 8:06 pm -
Quote: FUCK YOU, what do you have against Aussies? Your a dickhead and also it looks like shit 0* You really should not say shit like that about Australia. Australia kicks ass!
What makes your country any better than any other shithole country?......nothing. Most aussies are all the same you bring australia into everything. We do not get a fucking boner form hearing about australia. |
 | Dec 21, 2007 8:17 pm -
5*s for kickin it up a notch |
| Dec 21, 2007 8:23 pm -
Quote: We do not get a fucking boner form hearing about australia.
lol |
 | De 21, 2007 8:55 pm -
nice egg 5*
but wouldn’t it be a bit weird using snow because snow is made from water and your ment to use milk with hot chocolate |
| Dec 21, 2007 9:33 pm -
BTW, one of my favorite joke eggs.
Quote: BAM! You just kicked it up a notch.
Best line ever! |
 | Dec 21, 2007 9:40 pm -
This shit is better than chuck norris!!! 5* |
 | Dec 21, 2007 11:12 pm -
giving you a 5
good pics.
well explained
threw in a few jokes.
its all good. |
 | Dec 22, 2007 2:58 am -
5* |
| Dec 22, 2007 10:20 am -
I really dont know if snow is safe to eat really, it does fall through our polluted ass atmosphere, and if you live anywere near civilization, there will be pollution. |
 | De 22, 2007 10:22 am -
Looks really nasty, but sounds like it might taste good!
5* |
| Dec 22, 2007 11:00 am -
Quote: I really dont know if snow is safe to eat really, it does fall through our polluted ass atmosphere, and if you live anywere near civilization, there will be pollution.
Who cares! It tastes good. jk jk but you can blend some ice in a blender and get the same thing if you don’t want to use snow. |
 | Dec 22, 2007 11:04 am -
Hell yes for kicking up a notch! 5* because my pancreus failed! |
 | Dec 22, 2007 11:35 am -
thats actually really fucking nasty. its just sugar and milk |
 | Dec 22, 2007 12:10 pm -
too late i creamed it. |
 | Dec 22, 2007 12:57 pm - ttr
5* |
| Dec 22, 2007 1:01 pm -
Quote: thats actually really fucking nasty. its just sugar and milk
What the fuck do you think Ice Cream is douche bag? |
| Dec 22, 2007 1:02 pm -
Quote: Actually, when I saw the title, I thought it was going to be a Bavvb egg. It sounds like something he would say, no?
Yea it kind of does lol |
 | Dec 22, 2007 1:56 pm -
5*s |
 | Dec 22, 2007 2:30 pm -
Summer christmas FTW!!! 4* |
 | Dec 22, 2007 3:49 pm -
Quote: Actually, when I saw the title, I thought it was going to be a Bavvb egg. It sounds like something he would say, no?
WTF happened to Bawb? |
| Dec 22, 2007 4:02 pm -
Aussie justice 0* |
 | Dec 23, 2007 3:25 am -
lol, does that mean you condemned all Ausies to hell?
Quote: Remember if you don’t use real snow then you’re going to hell
:P
5* |
 | Dec 24, 2007 11:08 am - No Snow
There has not been any snow in Texas in over 5 years.
Ill make this if I ever go up north somewhere. |
 | Dec 30, 2007 7:01 pm -
looks like shit..sounds alright tho
5* |
 | Jan 18, 2008 6:20 pm -
Yeah dog crap would suck.
5***** for the work put into it |
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