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(67 votes)
Published: Dec 26, 2007 10:32 p.m.
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Who is Jesus?
HE IS JESUS
WHO IS HE?
IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE.
IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE
NORMAL CONCEPTION;
IN PHYSICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF
GRAVITY WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN;
IN ECONOMICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW
OF DIMINISHING RETURN BY FEEDING 5000 MEN WITH
TWO FISHES & 5 LOAVES OF BREAD;
IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE
BLIND WITHOUT ADMINISTERING A SINGLE DOSE OF DRUGS,
IN HISTORY, HE IS THE BEGINN ING AND THE END;
IN GOVERN MENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL
BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE OF PEACE;
IN RELIGION, HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO
THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM;
SO. WHO IS HE?
HE IS JESUS!
JOIN ME AND LET’S CELEBRATE HIM;
HE IS WORTHY.
THE EYES BEHOLDING THIS MESSAGE SHALL
NOT BEHOLD EVIL, THE HAND THAT WILL
SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYBODY SHALL
NOT LABOR IN VAIN, AND THE MOUTH SAYING AMEN TO THIS PRAYER SHALL SMILE FOREVER.
REMAIN IN GOD AND SEEK HIS FACE ALWAYS.
AMEN
IN GOD I’VE FOUND EVERYTHING!
The Greatest Man in History
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him..
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
I feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us!
If you believe in God and in Jesus
Christ His Son .. send this to all on
your buddy list.
If not just ignore it.
If you ignore it, just remember that
Jesus said .
’If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven
 

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mutton-chop

Dec 26, 2007 11:10 pm -
man you guys are fucked up 5*s bro, but blog or forums next time


mutton-chop

Dec 26, 2007 11:22 pm -
ha, Jesus Christ. literally!!


ZombieFanatic

D c 27, 2007 12:05 am -
DCO if theres a heaven your not invited


Gumby22

Dec 27, 2007 12:20 am -
DCO u are fukd lol

but yea 5*


Michael_Weston

Dec 27, 2007 12:59 am -
you guys are gay what do you get out of blasting somones religion over the internet?


VANILLA

Dec 27, 2007 2:40 am -
hey man im just putting it out.....its your choice not to like me or not....but hey this stuffs worth a try! god bless


timmydogman

Dec 27, 2007 11:43 am -
5*


timmydogman

Dec 27, 2007 11:43 am -
5*


misterbuzzkill

Dec 27, 2007 3:01 pm -
wow DCO must really hate Jesus.
But i don’t. i think he is the definition of godlike haha
4*
-1 cause you are trying to convert people that aren’t Christian to Christianity


masterochicke

Dec 27, 2007 6:51 pm -
Not many christians on here. It’s cool that you’re open about your faith. But next time put it in your blog.

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