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(83 votes) Published: Dec 28, 2007 3:15 p.m. Viewed 406 times
This week was Christmas and I got loads of stuff. So I might as well post it here.
Shoplifting
Here’s the stuff I got from shoplifting at random stores:
Swiss army knife. I’m going to give my friend this as part of his Christmas present because he keeps getting robbed... Value $20.
Leatherman knife. Value $25.
Other Leatherman knife. Value $60.
Christmas Presents
From my mom was some china town imports:
This one isn’t that bad.
Way heavy.
This one’s cool looking but isn’t too useful.
My favorite.
I don’t have pictures for the other stuff I got but I’ll just tell you guys them. I got a $20 gift card from one of my friends. I got a bullet belt from my other friend. I got a bandana from my other friend. I got $80 from my dad. And I got 4 cigarettes from my other friend. Oh, I also got 2 pairs of jeans from my mom.
For Others
This one is going to my best friend.
Other
My mom bought me this jacket for New Years. I wear guy jackets 10 sizes too big because they are comfortable. (I’m a girl.)
Dec 28, 2007 4:55 pm - Well firstly 0*’s. Second, just because you claim to be a shoplifter I’m going to be blunt: those knives are all worthless pieces of shit. Benchmads, Spydercos, Kershaws and Microtechs are real knives. Those are angled pieces of trash.
Dec 28, 2007 4:57 pm - Well firstly 0*’s. Second, just because you claim to be a shoplifter I’m going to be blunt: those knives are all worthless pieces of shit. Benchmads, Spydercos, Kershaws and Microtechs are real knives. Those are angled pieces of trash.
Why, I’m sorry that you’re gay and don’t like girls. You can always go fuck Michael Jackson you know.
Yes, because stating that you have some sort of obsession with knives and are ugly as a pile of shit makes me gay.
Okay, I’ll go fuck Micheal Jackson now.