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What I Got This Week

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(83 votes)
Published: Dec 28, 2007 3:15 p.m.
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This week was Christmas and I got loads of stuff. So I might as well post it here.

Shoplifting

Here’s the stuff I got from shoplifting at random stores:

Swiss army knife. I’m going to give my friend this as part of his Christmas present because he keeps getting robbed... Value $20.



Leatherman knife. Value $25.


Other Leatherman knife. Value $60.



Christmas Presents

From my mom was some china town imports:

This one isn’t that bad.


Way heavy.


This one’s cool looking but isn’t too useful.


My favorite.




I don’t have pictures for the other stuff I got but I’ll just tell you guys them. I got a $20 gift card from one of my friends. I got a bullet belt from my other friend. I got a bandana from my other friend. I got $80 from my dad. And I got 4 cigarettes from my other friend. Oh, I also got 2 pairs of jeans from my mom.


For Others

This one is going to my best friend.



Other

My mom bought me this jacket for New Years. I wear guy jackets 10 sizes too big because they are comfortable. (I’m a girl.)
 

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RodneyKaing

Dec 28, 2007 3:19 pm -
not an egg 0*


PSD_XII

Dec 28, 2007 3:23 pm -
post in the forums
1*


DCO

Dec 28, 2007 3:24 pm -
Quote:
This week was Christmas and I got loads of stuff. So I might as well post it here.


No you shouldn’t post it here.
You should post it in the forums.

Dec 28, 2007 3:44 pm -
I doubt you shoplifted any of that stuff.

Also, not an egg 0* on this and everything else because you are an idiot.


Calamari

Dec 28, 2007 3:53 pm -
Forums forums forums


ojjohn

Dec 28, 2007 4:55 pm -
Well firstly 0*’s. Second, just because you claim to be a shoplifter I’m going to be blunt: those knives are all worthless pieces of shit. Benchmads, Spydercos, Kershaws and Microtechs are real knives. Those are angled pieces of trash.


ojjohn

Dec 28, 2007 4:57 pm -
Well firstly 0*’s. Second, just because you claim to be a shoplifter I’m going to be blunt: those knives are all worthless pieces of shit. Benchmads, Spydercos, Kershaws and Microtechs are real knives. Those are angled pieces of trash.


CDizz

Dec 28, 2007 4:57 pm -
Quote:
And I got 4 cigarettes from my other friend.


Was that even worth mentioning?
And I have the feeling that you MAY have a sick obsession with knives...you might want to go see a therapist.


AtlJoker

Dec 28, 2007 5:18 pm -
No one cares about your shitty presents.


EPICSEABEASTCTHU HU

Dec 28, 2007 5:24 pm -
cool shit, but f0*rums bitch!


timmydogman

Dec 28, 2007 6:08 pm -
Forums


DannoTheManno

Dec 28, 2007 6:13 pm -
Girl
Steals knives
Likes skulls
Wears jackets that are too big, thus making you look like an idiotic punk.


I don’t want to picture in my mind how ugly you must be.


TheFallenAngel

Dec 28, 2007 9:35 pm -
Quote:
Benchmads, Spydercos, Kershaws and Microtechs are real knives.

No shit Spyderco and Kershaw knives are nice. I’m not really Microtech though...

Quote:
And I have the feeling that you MAY have a sick obsession with knives...you might want to go see a therapist.

I like knives, I’m not obsessed with them.

Quote:
Girl
Steals knives
Likes skulls
Wears jackets that are too big, thus making you look like an idiotic punk.


I don’t want to picture in my mind how ugly you must be.

Why, I’m sorry that you’re gay and don’t like girls. You can always go fuck Michael Jackson you know.


--Jotto--

Dec 28, 2007 9:36 pm -
Not an egg is an automatic zero. *0


Gumby22

Dec 29, 2007 1:25 am -
not really an egg, but because ur a chick that likes knives....5* :P


Solidacid

Dec 29, 2007 2:54 am - you suck at life
Quote:
Here’s the stuff I got from shoplifting
0*


swb91

Dec 29, 2007 6:34 am -
Quote:
tits or ban

tits or ban


SIGHTL3SS

Dec 29, 2007 7:27 am -
this is for the forums, 0*s


misterbuzzkill

Dec 29, 2007 1:53 pm -
the first and spider man one are cool
but the spider man one would be cooler w/o spiders on it

the last one is pointless to use...only for eyes

-2 for theft egg

3*

btw no one is gonna vote higher if you’re a girl, so there’s no point in telling us


misterbuzzkill

Dec 29, 2007 1:54 pm -
actually -3 for theft egg

overall: 2*


TheFallenAngel

Dec 29, 2007 4:27 pm -
Quote:
tits or ban

fuck off


DannoTheManno

Dec 29, 2007 7:03 pm -
Quote:
Why, I’m sorry that you’re gay and don’t like girls. You can always go fuck Michael Jackson you know.

Yes, because stating that you have some sort of obsession with knives and are ugly as a pile of shit makes me gay.
Okay, I’ll go fuck Micheal Jackson now.

0* for your profile too.


Yipper

Dec 30, 2007 1:14 pm -
Me no like thiefs


JohnyBoyXyZ

Jan 23, 2008 11:24 pm -
Quote:
And I got 4 cigarettes from my other friend. Oh, I also got 2 pairs of jeans from my mom.


oh Yay 4 ciggarrettes !!!

what a cheap friend getting you 4 stoges.. hahhah

0*


m0rtified_p3ngu n

May 25, 2008 10:15 am -
^ I loled

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