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(101 votes) Published: Jan 04, 2008 3:30 a.m. Viewed 786 times
Right....this is my third egg..so it is going to be crap yeah?...xxXxx
This is an egg about how to hide and get rid of an unwanted erection...xxXxx
First of all, gently prod the swollen area. Ensure that the bulge is your penis and not anything like a mobile phone.
Assure a foetal position with your hands clasped over your groin. Cover your crotch region with a magasine or newspaper.
Identify what has caused this erection. This may well be a female in a near-by area.
Now, think of something that will subside the erection suck as, Vanessa Feltz.
If the erection persists, evasion action ius required. Do not attempt to rub it better. This may attract charges of public indecency. (If this happens...check out the egg by Dee-Innit about your legal rights.)
Do not loosen clothing around the effected area. Unzipping your trousers will alarm fellow travelers. If you are travelling on a train approaching a tunnel, do not think about trains entering tunnels.
When the vehicle begins to slow down, assume a crouching posture beside the door. As soon as the vehicle stops, keep to safety and hobble to a place of concealment such as a public toilet.
Dampen your penis by applying cold water to the affected area as soon as you can.
In the affected of the swelling failing to go down, seek help from a large photograph of Vanessa Feltz naked..xxXxx
Jan 04, 2008 5:19 am - then you dont try and get rid of it do you??....
say...if you’re on a aeroplane or something....you wouldn’t want one then....unless you are having sex..(take a look at my other egg)...so yehh...if ur on a plane...loads of people around...you wouldnt want one...as it says in the name of the egg....how to conceal an UNWANTED erection on PUBLIC transport...xxxxxx
Jan 04, 2008 5:19 am - then you dont try and get rid of it do you??....
say...if you’re on a aeroplane or something....you wouldn’t want one then....unless you are having sex..(take a look at my other egg)...so yehh...if ur on a plane...loads of people around...you wouldnt want one...as it says in the name of the egg....how to conceal an UNWANTED erection on PUBLIC transport...xxxxxx
J n 04, 2008 12:02 pm - NOOO...You quickly reach into your pants and put your boner between the elastic waistline of your undies and your body. Then you keep it there. Like a pro...
NOOO...You quickly reach into your pants and put your boner between the elastic waistline of your undies and your body. Then you keep it there. Like a pro...
Jan 04, 2008 6:56 pm - Here is the PM that this 12 year old sent me:
Quote:
ZEliteSlayer to Alle_mussen_sterben: 1st of all depends on how much longer you go for. 2nd eat my blocked list bitch and you did get owned
No, it doesn’t matter how long you go for. You ejaculate, and you then lose your erection, unless you have the mythical power of the multiple orgasm, which a 12 year old wouldn’t have. I would imagine you are a pre-mature ejaculator.
OH NOEZ! I’m on the 12 year olds block list! Whatever will I do??? Oh yeah, I’ll just block him and use my level 20 e-penis to 0* all of his shit.
Jan 04, 2008 7:19 pm - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I just got THIS PM from him:
Quote:
Jan 04, 2008 7:17 p.m.
ZEliteSlayer to Alle_mussen_sterben: haha you suck suck ive gone around 10 minutes after i ejacked
Wow! A whole 10 minutes? I’m sure she was very pleased!
Also, this is the kid that is scared of the flood of whatever in Halo. He must be 12.
Jan 04, 2008 9:43 pm - I KNEW DAMPENING IT WORKS!!!! OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THAT!!
okay well i guess 5* not everyone knows all this stuff
Jan 05, 2008 12:15 am - Bullshit! The best way to hide your erection is simply to go down to your nearest home depot, buy a pair of gardening sheers, and castrate yourself. If your hungry, take your penis, poke a hole in it, place it in the microwave for 30 second, and serve on a hotdog bun with mustard and relish.
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