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How to escape a Drunk and Disorderly conviction_xXx
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Published: Jan 04, 2008 4:17 a.m.
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This egg is probably suitable for most of you who like to drink and then spend the night in a cell..This egg is full of the things that you should NOT do...xxXxx

Do not...duck down and hide behind a stationary vehicle.

Do not...try to leap from a moving car, aspecially not if the moving care behind it has a blue flashing light and is indicating for you to pull over.

Do not...proceed in a zigzag fashion as though attempting to dodge a sniper\\’s bullets.

Do not...attempt to wrsetle Officers of Her Majesty\\’s Constabulary.

If you are apprehended with a drink in your possession, DO NOT...try to swallow the evidence!

DO NOT...[color=blue]try to expel toxins from your system by vomiting into a convenient receptable, such as a small bag. You are only supposed to blow in it.
Especially, DO NOT...try to expel toxins from your system by vomiting repetedly into a convenient receptable, such as the policeman\\’s helmet.

Do not...attempt to enagae in dialogue with your captor. Particularly not in dialogue wich involves words of more than one syllable. This will be a dead giveaway that you\\’re pissed.

Do not...attempt to fly as this may result in death.
And no flying means NO flying, either or without the use of a small aircraft.

Do not...try to keep your spirits up by singing songs or telling jokes. Especially not rude ones about policemen.

Do not... make universally recognised hand signals. Particularly not those only two fingers.

Do not...enter the nearest building and demand help. And lets not make this nearest building a pub...

Ask a passer-by to dial 999 or 911...and ask for the police. If you also ask the passer-by to report a murder in the near vicinity, the police will hopefully bugger off and attend the scene before they have time to arrest you...xxXxx 		 
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Yipper
Jan 04, 2008 6:18 am -
Kind of hard to read with the bad spelling


No Name
Jan 04, 2008 7:01 am -
Pretty droll for something that’s supposed to be funny.


CrashKattie-621
Jan 04, 2008 7:51 am -
meh liked your hard-on one better.


EXTC
Jan 04, 2008 8:33 am -
i got a £40 fine for drinking in public last month 4*


EXTC
Jan 04, 2008 8:41 am -
Quote:
Do not...attempt to wrsetle Officers of Her Majesty\\\ ;’s Constabulary.



lol’z


Triggaman_5 8_x
Jan 04, 2008 12:05 pm -
Do not...try to make a j0*ke egg you are not funny.


XxXD3M0NIKXxX
Jan 04, 2008 12:19 pm -
Wtf? People are going to think that you’re my dupe with X’s in the title like that.


-Blackhawk-
Jan 04, 2008 8:34 pm -
I suppose it was a decent idea to make a "what not to do" egg, but the ideas really weren’t that creative. This egg also appeared to be a joke. That’s never a good idea.


misterbuzzkill
Jan 04, 2008 9:44 pm -
um 2*


sloppyjoe
Jan 10, 2008 5:43 pm -
common sense 0*’s
 
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