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(94 votes) Published: Jan 04, 2008 3:45 p.m. Viewed 269 times
To start off. I got the idea for this egg by ku_rt’s egg The worst egg ever. Here is his egg:
http://rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/146785.html
Just to let you know my egg will actually show you ways to make a shitty egg.
[list=]Rate your own egg. Give that bitch a 5* right after you make it. Higher level members will surely flame you right away.
use plenty of grammer and spelling mistakes make it extremely hard to read so it will get low ratings automatically(ex. UR asssict pr s n)
be extremely mean on other members eggs. Flame them and insult their eggs and their personalities and become hated throughout the RE community. Then when you make an egg, it will be Zeroed because you have cruelly insulted them in the past(this is really effective if you are a level 1 because nobody knows u exist). Alle Mussen Sturben is a good romodel for this because most of RE thinks he’s an asshole.
Write in funny colors. RE members find this obnoxious and will sometimes give it a 0. Colors the work the best are yellow,cyan,violet,and of course, white.
Write in obnoxious headings and fonts. This will make your egg oversised and difficult to read in some cases. go to http://flamingtext.com/ for some good headings and fonts.
Broken pictures. This happens by accident but can decrease the value of your already shitty egg.
Picture urls. instead of correctly adding a picture to your egg. just paste the url to piss off lazy people like myself.That would be a #1 o* egg.
Bomb eggs. Bomb eggs are illegal and will eventually get banned my the mods. So people generally 0 these eggs even if they are really good.
c/p. This is when you copy someone elses egg and say it is yours really pisses people off you will surely be raped by alles pussies.
This is my first egg. Saying something like "This is my first egg so go easy on me" will piss off any RE member with a brain so do this even if it isn’t your first egg(Note: This problably not work for Badspella, kissmycck, and of course alle mussen sturben, etc.)
That concludes my egg and if you have any more suggestions, feel free to tell me.
Jan 04, 2008 5:07 pm - What about randomly writing "Shit in your mother’s throat" between every line? That would give me laughs the first couple of times, but get annoying if you write about 3 paragraphs...
Jan 05, 2008 7:05 am - [quote]
What about randomly writing "Shit in your mother’s throat" between every line? That would give me laughs the first couple of times, but get annoying if you write about 3 paragraphs...
Or you could say other random shit like " Alle has herpes"
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