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(107 votes) Published: Jan 04, 2008 10:53 p.m. Viewed 602 times
This egg will show you how to chop off a cock with accurate accuracy.
Required Shit:
A penis (If you want an image of a cock, message me and I’ll show you one.)
A Sharpie.
A sharp blade that’s sharper than the penis. Example:
*Optional A box cutter knife to trim the edges.
Also, you may need a few towels to clean up any possible blood.
Step 1: Preparations
Wash the penis and blade throughly. And put the penis on a hard and flat surface. Take your Sharpie and draw dashed lines around your cock to mark where you’ll be cutting.
Step 2: Chopping
Take the knife and chop the penis using the marked lines. The marked lines will be your guide when chopping the penis. Make sure you go along the lines or it won’t be accurate. Then, you can use the box cutter to trim the edges to make it more precise and even.
Step 3: Cleanup
Throw out all the towels and penis, or you can cook it, frame it, etc.
Comment, rate, and enjoy. Will post a video of this next time. As in never.
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an 05, 2008 9:36 am - 5* I did it but now I can no longer pee. I imagine I shall explode in 36 hours and 23 minutes. On a brighter note it was a very accurate cut.
Jan 06, 2008 12:23 pm - I did this on my dog and it worked great.
Then I did this on my dad whilst he was sleeping wow that worked out great too.
However............. ...................
I am sad. i wish i had a penis too.
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