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(96 votes) Published: Jan 06, 2008 5:45 a.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 548 times
Okay guys, this is an egg reply to a thread by G_90 about smoking coffee. I spent all last night making this and I have found a way to make your very own coffee cigarette. You will need:
Coffee Grounds- You dont need a picture.
Paper
Gummy Bears
A pencil with an eraser
A pen (optional)
Q-tips
A lighter or matches-You dont need a picture
Step 1
Take your paper and cut it into a rectangle about two inches long and 1 ½ wide.
Step 2
Roll your paper around the pen. Be sure to leave about a centimeter unrolled.
Step 3
Lick your gummy bear. Be sure to get it nice and wet.(insert sexual comment here). The sticky gummy bear/saliva will be our glue. It’s the only thing I could think of that was stick and nearby.
Step 4
Take the little metal part that holds the eraser onto your pencil and get it by itself.
Step 5
Rip the cotton off the Q-tips and stuff it into the metal roll. I used only one Q-tip because if you use more you cant suck air through it. This is our filter. Now youre probably saying, “Don’t be a pussy, smoke it filterless.” No. The filter stops the coffee grounds from going into your mouth. It’s a necessary evil.
Step 6
Place the filter into the roll of paper that should now be stuck together quite firmly.
Step 7
Scoop your coffee into the paper and pack it down.
Step 8
Smoke it!
Delicious huh?
I thought so.
Sorry about the shitty pics. I took the pictures with my phone.
I’m going to try this tomorrow, because I’m a total badass. My mom will question why I’m making coffee cigarettes, but I’ll just tell her to fuck herself and stick it to the man.
Jan 06, 2008 7:00 am - holy shit i just smoked 4 of these and they got me rly fucked up lmfao!! like i can see trees and shit in my carroom!! haha this is so fuckin good drop it drog egg ahaa fknnnnn crazzzyy
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Jan 06, 2008 7:39 am - HOLY DFUCKC HELp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FUCKIN GLETTERS BECAME ALL HUGE ITS FUCKING SPASTIC I KTN STOP IT DER SO FKN BI IT SCREAMMMLOO FUK I CSCREAM ICESCRM HELP I SCREA M IMA RUN AWA CYZ ITS SO FUCKIG N SKARY LOL
Jan 06, 2008 1:12 pm - - That paper you used is probably treated with chemicals and ink, not good for your lungs at all, and will impair the taste (if there is any at all). Why not just use rolling paper or smoke real tobacco. Dude your a pussy. 0*
Feb 06, 2008 1:17 am - Sweet lord no! I can understand the logic behind smoking coffee...can’t say I wouldn’t try it myself. But printer paper? With ink?! And a metal filter?!
Printer paper is way too thick for rolling cigs. What you need are rolling papers. These are thin, which minimizes the amount of paper smoke you actually inhale. Printer paper is not designed for smoking and is HORRIBLE for your lungs, especially if it’s got something printed on it. Also, that metal filter is probably not a good idea either. All you need to do is roll up a piece of thin cardboard really tightly, creating what’s called a roach. Either that or you can just stuff the cotton directly into the end of your cig. You don’t need that little metal piece in there.
I actually use a method similar to this to roll spliffs, but I use rolling papers. If you don’t have them or aren’t old enough to purchase them, the paper from tea bags is an appropriate substitute.
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