Will spellcheck eggs to reduce RE related homicide rates!
'Equivalent exchange' 
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(91 votes)
Published: Jan 06, 2008 3:28 p.m.
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That’s right, I figured i’d start out my first egg by doing something absolutely fucking crazy and something that’ll make the veterans of this site a little more willing to not track down and impale these dumbasses on their own dildos.
Alright, here’s how this works... oh...
Just a side note, i’m not gonna steal your eggs that probably wouldn’t be worth it anyways if I had to check it in the first place >.>
So you’re not gonna see me put down your egg somewhere else.
Now, here’s how this works. If you don’t want the veterans of RE to get pissed at you for fucking up the english language so bad that a screamo singer couldn’t understand it, your first choice is to do this:
FINISH SCHOOL
-gasp-
But Neko, that involves voluntary labor!
It involves using my brain!
I won’t have any time to write "ROflFUCKIngMAO" everywhere on a site and make people think i’m the bee’s fucking knees!
Too bad.
Oh! Wait! That’s why i’m here!
Here’s your second choice:
Spell check it as well as you can (though this may be tough for those of you whose IQ can’t top that of a fucking carrot), then e-mail it to me. I’ll go through and check its spelling and grammar. Whatever I find wrong, i’ll correct.
What do I want in return?
Just a 5 on either this egg or my profile, I don’t care which.
If I miss anything, just tell me if it doesn’t look right IN AN E-MAIL, and preferably a link (helps a lot ^.^). As soon as I get the e-mail, i’ll go back, check it, and if there’s anything I did in fact miss, i’ll send you back an e-mail on what is or isn’t wrong (depending on if you’d like to win a game of jeopardy against that half of a sandwich in your fridge) and what it should be.
And to the vets of the site, and those who just can’t stand eight pages without a single paragraph break, or they have the English knowledge of a vibrator, or would just like to see some form of illusion of competence coming from the majority (I hate having to use that term for RE) of RE, this should make the site a bit more bearable :3
RE_spellcheck@hotmail.com
P.S. Sorry for lack of pics, but there’s not really much of a topic for them. |
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 | Jan 06, 2008 3:32 pm -
This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. 0* for you my friend. |
| Jan 06, 2008 3:34 pm -
If anything, you should have just said this in the forums instead of making it an egg. |
 | Jan 06, 2008 3:39 pm -
Yeah, but I figured if I’m gonna be doing some work, I may as well get a few egg points for it. |
 | Jan 06, 2008 4:12 pm -
God I love raping shitty eggs with my level 20 ecock on my main account. |
 | Jan 06, 2008 5:04 pm -
Quote: God I love raping shitty eggs with my level 20 ecock on my main account.
LMFAO!
5* on your profile! |
 | Jan 06, 2008 5:55 pm -
You know what? 5*
Don’t ask me why. I’m just going to do it. Profile too. |
 | Jan 06, 2008 6:10 pm -
This is a terrible idea for an egg. |
 | Jan 06, 2008 10:26 pm -
*0.
Look, this egg is just plain junk. |
 | Jan 07, 2008 2:06 am -
Quote: though this may be tough for those of you whose IQ can’t top that of a fucking carrot
lol 0* |
 | Jan 07, 2008 5:03 pm -
FMA! |
 | Jan 07, 2008 10:23 pm -
0* gtfo RE you fagget. |
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