How to: Not Become a Hippie!
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(97 votes)
Published: Jan 06, 2008 3:33 p.m.
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Ah yes, so you never wanted to be a hippie. Well, destroy that Led Zeppelin album and toss out your bong beacause you are not going to become a hippie using my dumb ass system!!!
#1. To get started on your path to not becoming a hippie you have to love your job. Because everyone knows that the are not going to be a dirty, stinky freedom loving hippie.
#2. Don’t stop showering or bathing. Use deoderant as often as possible!
#3. SNORT LOTS OF COCAINE!!! Weed is for pussies.
#4. Keep your hair short and gay. (Kinda like Tom Cruise)
#5. Know how to dress. TYE DYE is a fashion disaster. Also any T-shirts with 60’s and 70’s bands are for ass hats. Bell bottom jeans and peace sign necklaces are retarded.
#6. See #3
#7. It’s time to listen to some music. My Chemical Romance, Gorillaz, Fall Out Boy, Combichrist,Papa Roach, KMMFDM, Bolt Thrower, Opeth, and Korn are all very good choices. And for movies, make sure you watch Schindler’s List.
#8. Get involved in some kind of anti-peace movement. Or just sit at some intersection with a sign that says "Make War, Not Love".
#9. Eat all food that’s not natural. Go get fat. Very, very fat. This includes not buying a VW. Yes, the minibus sucks eggs.
#10. Free Ass Whoopins. Enough said.....
timmydogman I hate you. Go jump in a fire you stupid sack of hippie crap.
PS suck my balls
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 | Jan 06, 2008 3:45 pm -
5*s cuz this joke egg is better than the other 1
ps first post |
 | Jan 06, 2008 3:49 pm -
Didnt do a warning for the pronz! |
 | Jan 06, 2008 5:29 pm -
It’s not porn, it’s a nude picture of me displaying my awe-inspiring testicles. |
 | Jan 06, 2008 5:35 pm -
0* + ban |
 | Jan 06, 2008 5:43 pm -
0* becouse of the pic |
 | Jan 06, 2008 7:00 pm -
How to: Be A Douche |
| Jan 06, 2008 7:09 pm -
It’s better than a hippie. |
| Jan 06, 2008 7:20 pm -
Just a reminder, vote five stars to place this egg in the directory. Thank-you. |
 | Jan 06, 2008 7:47 pm -
Even though this was a waste of my time, I would like to say "Damn, those are some enormous balls"
But if your going to post porn to amuse people, fyi, naked chicas latinas estan muy buena. Seriously, guys are ugly. |
 | Jan 06, 2008 8:40 pm -
i think that sums it up nicely |
 | Jan 06, 2008 9:12 pm -
Go practice falling down the stairs.
*0 |
 | Jan 06, 2008 10:14 pm -
You have a crappy taste in music. And rule #4 sucks. Plus, overall, not funny. 0* |
 | Jan 06, 2008 10:22 pm -
I personally very rarely find joke eggs funny.
*0 |
| Jan 07, 2008 8:47 am -
Btw, zero on your profile. For the gay picture, and just the overall stupidity of this egg. |
 | Jan 07, 2008 11:19 am -
i would have 5d you, feeling sorry for your overly small testicles. But im jumping on the multinational bandwagon and 0-ing you. |
 | Jan 07, 2008 8:18 pm -
BOLT THROWER FUCKING RULE |
 | Jan 07, 2008 10:23 pm -
I could have sworn I blocked you... |
 | Jan 08, 2008 3:08 pm -
that’s what doctors call elephantiasis.
also, my chemical romance does suck balls |
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