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How to make money off of a chocolate factory

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Published: Jan 07, 2008 5:50 p.m.
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Making money off of a chocolate factory
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==Materials==
1. Stove and saucepan, or microwave
2. Meltable cooking chocolate
3. cockraoches, flies, crickets, other insects (need to be as big as a fun size chocolate bar)
4. Pack of about 20 fun size chocolates of that brand
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==Directions==
1. decide which brand you are going to use. I will be using cadbury.
2. put your cockroach/insect/whatever and "cryogenically freeze it" in the freezer. you probably don’t want it alive when it’s being covered in molten chocolate, eh?
3. Take your cooking chocolate (the little chocolate balls that look like oversized m&m’s) and pour them into a microwave safe jug or a sacepan. heat them in the microwave or on the stove until molten.
4. Take out your insect and put it in a small tray or hold it in your hand, then pour some molten chocolate onto it (it’s not cruelty because it’s frozen, eh?). wait until it sets.
5. Eat one of the fun size chocolates, then keep the wrapper.
6. Take a photo of the cockroach/funsize chocolate hybrid next to the wrapper. If it looks too big for the wrapper, cut it down a bit with a knife.
7. Go to the chocolate maker’s website and look for either help&support or complaints. file a complaint with the picture attached. Promise them that you won’t complain about them on youtube if they "compensate" ;).
8. If the company is nice, you will receive a letter back telling you how to collect your money.
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==Tips==
a. make sure the cockroach/chocolate can fit in the wrapper. otherwise it’s a dead giveaway.
b. for added effect, cut it in half like a bite mark and paint the tip green to look like blood.
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UTgod27

Jan 07, 2008 5:54 pm -
so....um wheres the slaves?


UTgod27

Jan 07, 2008 5:55 pm -
no vote until you tell me where you get slaves for work


--Jotto--

Jan 07, 2008 5:56 pm -
Quote:
b. for added effect, cut it in half like a bite mark and paint the tip green to look like blood.

I think any company that isn’t run by dumbasses would see through this shit.

Has this ever actually worked for you?


UncleSpam

Jan 07, 2008 5:57 pm -
no picss... 2*


Kuso

Jan 07, 2008 6:08 pm -
it can vary between 1.59 and 20$


Paulmarti

Jan 07, 2008 6:28 pm -
Better yet, put thumbtacks in it, you’d get more money, hahah.


Flat_Tire-338

Jan 07, 2008 7:54 pm -
Common sense strikes again...


Yipper

Jan 08, 2008 8:45 am -
3** I would like to see the pic you used.


aLL_MuST_DiE

Jan 08, 2008 1:20 pm -
Blackmail is illegal. The will prosecute you for trying to blackmail them, and the chocolate will be compared to their own brandname chocolate and you will also have charges against you for trying to scam them.


aLL_MuST_DiE

Jan 08, 2008 1:21 pm -
Blackmail is illegal. The will prosecute you for trying to blackmail them, and the chocolate will be compared to their own brandname chocolate and you will also have charges against you for trying to scam them.


Kuso

Jan 08, 2008 11:07 pm -
^ therefore this is "info purposes only" eh?


bettasteala

Aug 02, 2008 4:16 am -
0*s, motherfucker.

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