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(149 votes) Published: Jan 10, 2008 8:50 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 2186 times
How to be the site slut in three easy steps
Step one. Flaunt your tits. It doesn’t matter how misshapen, small, or large they are, guys love boobs. Especially show them off with a push-up bra.
Step two. Start young – Say.. 13. Pedophiles will rate you higher if your age is low and your tits are big. This will also increase the rate at which you will most likely be raped, but remember – you can’t rape the willing. Since you’re a slut, consent is always implied.
Step three. Flaunt your tits more. Take pictures of them and join as many website groups as you can. Then post pictures of your tits and yourself, mostly naked, all over the website. That way everyone will know you’re a slut.
If you have any further concerns on the annoying and unneccessary abilities of being loose, feel free to direct any and all questions to R.E.’s resident slut expert - littlemissmonday.
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Jan 10, 2008 9:14 pm - Don’t hate on her because no one wants to fuck your tits.
Jan 10, 2008 9:18 pm - Well thank you for the advice but I wanna show off what God gave me...I think you are just a bit jealous that God didn’t a better job on your "tits."
Pahahah I could make a living off not having clothes on. You could not.
And yeah uhm I was serisous babe when I said to eat my cunt. I r teh bi chix, so lemme know if you’re interested ;)
Jan 10, 2008 9:20 pm - Oh and by the way the advice in your egg is poor. That is most certainly not what I do.
*0 for crappy advice.
I would make an egg on how to be a whiney little wet bitch like yourself, but because I’m more mature I don’t think I will.
no garlock those comments were after the spam egg it looks
I’d still do her, i don’t care.
Fuck the mud fighting. How about a 1 on 1 lesbo scene that then turns into a RE orgy (no more than 5 at a time). For the finale, we should all cum on them and then they cumswap. Who’s up for that?!
Jan 10, 2008 10:24 pm - 0*s
Suck an oompa loompa weener...
Jan 10, 2008 10:26 pm - i r up 4 t3h l3zzi3 orgy but can i have a better lookin lezzie, she has no titz to squeezee.
and can i haave a strap on so i can fuxx her butt ?
Jan 11, 2008 12:03 am - Most of us go to high school and have seen this a thousand times. One girl is either more attractive, or liked more than another. The less popular feels insecure and threatened, so she goes on a tantrum trying to make the more popular girl look bad.
Jan 11, 2008 9:04 pm - wow i never knew that someone could make such an ass out of themselves on the internet. everyone loves tits and since 95% of the RE population is male your retarded egg has no effect. You have just successful made yourself the most hated person on RE. 0*
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