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(94 votes) Published: Jan 10, 2008 9:57 p.m. Viewed 492 times
Alright guys, seeing how the majority of this website is composed of introverted "l33t haxors" I’m sure many of you have been insulted or abused physically or mentally. There are steps you can take to avoid or defuse any confrontation.
Step 1 Make friends. Simple enough, strength in numbers. If you have a huge crew or are chummy with the majority of the people at school, you are less of a target.
Step 2 Don’t make the situation worse. A lot of confrontations progress because the victim takes the wrong path. A bully will usually say psuedo insults that don’t really mean anything, their just trying to get a rise out of you. Best bet is to ignore these or give a feigned laugh as if you were just humoring a retard. If the bully says something stupid to you, act like hes stupid, most people will then look at him, not as a funny guy picking on someone, but a idiot who just said something stupid.
Step 3 Always stick up for yourself, but in the same intensity as how you were attacked. This means if someone calls you a fag, then you don’t go and tackle them. You simple reply with a " smoke my pole fudge packer". If someone trips you and you can’t retaliate right away, wait till later that day and do the same to them. If you show your willing to fight they will most likely leave you alone. Bullies don’t like to fight, they like to belittle weak,easy targets because they feel inadequate for some reason.
Step 4 Never hold grudges. If you can, make friends with your attackers. Chances are the bullies will be impressed with your confidence and will be friends with you.
Now if it comes down to it and you have to fight the bully remember this. All is fair in fights. Cheap shots, nickel rolls and kicks to the groin all balance the odds when faced against someone with a large stature.
Don’t! Ever make it look like you brought the bullying upon yourself
Jan 10, 2008 10:06 pm - - Your a jackass, i didn’t mean fight someone with your friends. I meant if you were to go to a preconceived fight bring people with you in case you get jumped. I’ve been jumped before its not fun.
Jan 10, 2008 10:21 pm - - Hey listen, I don’t get bullied, I’m in college. But I study psychology and I have helped people in this situation before. Now I know all you pussies are to afraid to admit you’ve been victimized before but I assure you if you take these steps you might stand a chance of not looking like a bitch and actually getting laid in high school (ugly fat chicks don’t count)
Jan 10, 2008 10:53 pm - Yeah I’ve been victimized but I don’t care. It happened and its gone. Anybody can fight well enough to win against another first timer, and most faggot middle school bullies are first time posers.
Jan 11, 2008 11:16 am - Another method. I like to pretend to enjoy having the shit beaten out of me, you know, laugh and stuff, and ask for more, and then spit blood all over them like that scene in fight club. The only problem is sometimes they keep on going until you’re unconscious and then take your pants and shirt, leaving you in the school soccer field in the middle of the night. At least then you know you pissed them off nice and good.
Jan 11, 2008 11:25 am - You studied psychology?! AWESOME! I’m half in love with psychology... Who do you like more? Freud or Jung? Nobody can ever agree. 5 on your profile by the way, and sorry ’bout the triple post.
Jan 11, 2008 10:31 pm - Hai there, Ima gonna teach you guys how to stand up to bullies. I assume that since you own a computer you are a bunch of pasty little flowers.
Step one: Find a bully
Step two: Get behind him
Step three: Bend over and kiss his ass
He shouldn’t mess with you anymore, unless he’s hardcore gay. Then your buttfucked.
Jan 12, 2008 11:50 am - how about just pack some heat?? bullies?? stab, done...........
Jan 12, 2008 5:30 pm - I’m afraid this egg sucks.
Here’s my advice to not get bullied:
Don’t be a jackass [not the funny kind, the kind that lies and says stupid ass things, if we have ever been in middle school then you know what kind of kid I am talking about.] and you should be fine.
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Jan 15, 2008 4:37 pm - lol To take care of a bully or anyone else u are gonna fight just fight with evil intent and pain on the mind with the intent to beat the person to death and and let all ur negative energy out on your enemy.make it sick and satanic as posible also u should punish your body daily as in punching a brick or metal wall repeatedly till your fists bleed and think only of hate if you are gonna be a violent person take it to the extreme.
Jan 15, 2008 4:39 pm - lol and also if u know anyone who won a lot of ights in prison they can teach you how to break bones if u have not gotten it down yet they are brutal.
Jan 15, 2008 4:40 pm - lol btw u should always solve the situation without fighting but if u have to fight, fight to kill cause they are trying to kill you.
Jan 15, 2008 4:44 pm - yeah 1 more thing u should always try and catch them alone and yourself alone as well seeing as u could get in a lot of trouble if the fight really gets out of hand.If you are alone and u knock them out it is possible they might not even remember what happened or have a blurred memory.
Jan 15, 2008 4:46 pm - yeah 1 more thing also if u catch them alone and u manage to knock them out then hit the back of the head like 5 times it can cause a coma.near the top.
Jan 15, 2008 4:57 pm - 1 more thing let me be serious.fighting is something that jut happens if that bully crosses the line and u are really afraid of them then they are gonna lose I have witness a guy who claimed to be scared of everyone get jacked up by a bully and when he started fighting he damn near killed the guy u don’t plan these things and anything anyone says to u don’t matter cause there are 1000 more people saying the same thing.seriously if u have time to give 1 person this much thought u should marry them problem solved.
Jan 15, 2008 5:51 pm - ok If everything fails then turn to a female friend of the bully and rape them or his mom he will feel so guilty he could not help them that he will probly kill himself he will no longer feel like a man.
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