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Published: Jan 11, 2008 8:31 p.m.
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Some users may not be able to obtain the items in this guide, though they are cheap. Alternatives will be given, and should work just as well.

Tired of having to break all those damn match heads by hand? I sure as shit am. So lets explore the possibilities of tools!

Scissors? Fuck it.
Knife? Nah.
Nail clipper? Are you gay?

Hm... what about some forceps? Why you lazy bastard, thats brilliant!

These are what we’re talking about. Medical grade bitches. Sadly, I have a pair that are curved... no matter, straight or curved, whatever floats your boat.


If you can’t get these beauties, possibly try some large tweezers?


Though anything else that will clamp down works fine. Wrenches, clamps, the space in between a fork, anything to hold the match in place works fine.

The rest should be perfectly obvious (if the rest of this egg wasn’t!): Grip and break.


The great thing about these is the amount you can break at once. These curved forceps were able to easily break 4 at once, 5 with a little urging.


Of course, the bigger the tool, the more you can break.


Now, don’t be asking me "well, what the fuck do I need these niggas for," as that has been discussed MANY times on this website. Interested? Search "match head" and a few eggs should stand out.

For the TL;DR types: Break off match heads with clamps.








Now, enjoy Hitler eating a banana.
 

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UTgod27

Jan 11, 2008 8:36 pm -
some pics dont work. no vote

Jan 11, 2008 8:42 pm -
Quote:
Nail clipper? Are you gay?



5*


allen_moeten_st rven

Jan 11, 2008 8:42 pm -
[quote]some pics dont work. no vote[/img]

Really, which ones? They all load fine with me looking at the page.


Kanye

Jan 11, 2008 8:49 pm -
Quote:

Really, which ones? They all load fine with me looking at the page.

The first, second, and fourth didn’t work for me, but i still 5*


gonards

Jan 11, 2008 9:03 pm -
you can cut just as many with wirecutters and they are more comon. 3* but still prety good


allen_moeten_sterven

J n 11, 2008 9:10 pm -
Quote:
The first, second, and fourth didn’t work for me, but i still 5*


Got it. Those are the pictures I took straight from my E-Mail to here, without saving and uploading. You can find the pictures below:

First:

Second:

Fourth:


RaZoR12 -9068

Jan 11, 2008 9:15 pm -
Eh, not bad....dont tell me its AMS though....reluctantly, 5*


ThatBear

Jan 11, 2008 9:20 pm -
You do know that the cardboard matches will come off 20+ at a time with a pair of scissors?


allen_moeten_ste ven

Jan 11, 2008 9:47 pm -
Quote:
You do know that the cardboard matches will come off 20+ at a time with a pair of scissors?


Maybe I like handling wood?


allen_moeten_sterven

an 11, 2008 9:49 pm -
Quote:
You do know that the cardboard matches will come off 20+ at a time with a pair of scissors?


Maybe I like handling wood?


ant-8300

Jan 11, 2008 11:00 pm -
u dont cut the heads off as shown in ur little box thing?!?!?! u scrape the powder off and crush nicely.
idiot i bet ur bombs dont work to good ay.


Toadburger

Jan 11, 2008 11:10 pm -
Quote:
Maybe I like handling wood?

In that case give me a call 555-1235
lolz 4*s


Johns_Face

Jan 12, 2008 12:42 am -
77.5*


thegr8est1

Jan 12, 2008 7:35 am -
Quote:
Of course, the bigger the tool, the more you can break

lol


Hitman-9587

Jan 12, 2008 9:53 am -
5* because Hitler is a fatbitch


ShadyGrey

Jan 12, 2008 10:15 am -
Quote:
no matter, straight or curved
well sir in some situations an upward curve will do amazing things... lol wut?
pretty simple so 3*s


TecnoDestructo

Jan 12, 2008 10:39 am -
Hitler eating a banana
**


-SKIT-

Jan 12, 2008 10:57 am -
this egg tittle must be how to use your common sence


UTgod27

Jan 12, 2008 11:03 am -
aw its good. 5*


DaLoneAnarchist

Jan 12, 2008 11:47 am -
good idea, i use pliers!! btw is it better to use wooden matches over paper matches??


mutton-chop

Jan 12, 2008 2:37 pm -
um sorry but two stahz


allen_moeten_sterven

an 12, 2008 2:53 pm -
Quote:

good idea, i use pliers!! btw is it better to use wooden matches over paper matches??


As said above, you can get 20 at a time with papers.


EIGHTZEBRAS

Jan 12, 2008 4:16 pm -
Effort: 5 stars
Homophobic remark: -3 stars
Racist remark: -3 stars
Public humiliation and degradation of Adolf Hitler: +10 stars

Total: 9 stars.

Unfortunately the scale only goes up to five, so I’ll give you that.


--Jotto--

Jan 12, 2008 8:14 pm -
I know I often refer to myself as a completely unbiased fair egg rater, but ugh, rating ALLE of all fucking people on RE...I hate your guts, but it’s a decent egg, and it was well explained. How about a compromise and I rate 3? The egg does have faults anyways like that there is lots of wood still on the heads, so it’s not that great...

Yeah, I think 3*** is a fair rating. I still hate you Alle, but the egg it’s too bad, so, umm...

We’ll just shake hands or something.

/shakehands


-- otto--

Jan 12, 2008 8:26 pm -
*the egg is not too bad


Dist719

Jan 13, 2008 2:34 pm -
5*
hitler eating a banana is hilarious


Tha-Rancher

Feb 08, 2008 2:26 pm -
Nice job 5*****


BashTheFash

Mar 03, 2008 10:42 pm - lol
4* for the egg and * for the hitler lol so its 5*

 


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