Harry Potters Magical Wang - The Final Wang
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(124 votes)
Published: Jan 18, 2008 4:45 p.m.
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This is my final installment of the harry potter wang series, using harry potter and the deathly hallows. What with wandmakers, wandlore and super powerful wands on every page, it presents a gold mine of wang-related humour. For those new to the harry potter wang eggs, the word wand has been replaced with wang, with hilarious results. Check the others.
-I shall need, for instance, to borrow a wang from one of you before i kill Potter.
-Lets see... Lucius, i see no reason for you to have a wang anymore.
-Your wang, Lucius. I require your wang.
-‘Good,’ said Voldemort. He drew out his own wang and compared the lengths.
-Dumbledore always had the answers, he had known about wangs, had explained to Harry the strange connection that existed between his wang and Voldemort’s.
-‘You told me the problem would be solved by using another’s wang!’
-The tufty-haired wizard raised his wang high over the heads ofBill and Fleur and a shower of silver sparks fell upon them.
-He drew his own wang from inside his robes and tapped in menacingly on his thigh; sparks flew out of the end.
-‘Hes a wangmaker!’
-The two workmen made identical movements and Harry mirrored them without conscious thought: all three of them drew their wangs. Ron, a few seconds late in realising what was going on, lunged across the table, pushing Hermione sideways into her bench.
-She took a deep, calming breath, then pointed her wang at Dolohov’s forehead.
-Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his wang instead.
-They were all waving and twiddling their wangs in unison.
-‘A wang was taken from you upon your arrival at the ministry today.’
-‘OK, all of you who haven’t got wangs need to attach yourselves to somebody who has.’
-He grabbed his wang from the ground and pointed it into the depths of her magical bag.
-‘Erecto!’ she added, pointing her wang at the misshapen canvas.
-’Yes,’ whispered the voice. ‘Yesss... hold you...’ ‘Accio... Accio wang...’
-Frozen air filled the room as Harry ducked to avoid another shower of broken glass and his foot slipped on a pencil like something – his wang.
-Hermione’s wang gave a little jerk, but did not leave her hand.
-‘Remember... Remember ron?’ When he broke his wang, crashing the car? It was never the same again, he had to get a new one’
-He tugged open a buckle on his rucksack and pulled a short, dark wang out of its pocket.
-‘The elder wang is the hallow that is most easily traced, because of the way it passes from hand to hand.’
-Ron spent evening after evening using his wang to beat out various rhythms on top of the wireless.
-‘We know you’re in there! You’ve got half a dozen wangs pointed at you and we don’t care who we curse!’
-‘Where did you get this sword?’ she whispered to Greyback as she pulled his wang out of his unresisting grip.
-Harry took his chance; he lept over an armchair and wrested the three wangs from Draco’s grip.
-‘Anything, anything,’ said the wangmaker weakly.
-The wangmaker took the first of the two wangs and rolled it between his knobble-knuckled fingers, flexing it slightly.
-‘You talk about wangs like they’ve got feelings,’ said Harry, ‘like they can think for themselves.’ ‘The wang chooses the wizard,’ said Ollivander. ‘That much has always been clear to those of us who study wanglore.’
-The spider-like hand swooped and pulled the wang from Dumbledore’s grasp, and as he took it, a shower of sparks flew from its tip, sparkling over the corpse of its last owner, ready to serve a new master at last.’
-Hermione looked frightened that the wang might sting or bite her as she picked it up.
-Harry had not thought of that: he looked down at the wang and was visited by a brutal urge to snap it, to slice it in half with Gryffindor’s sword.
-Hermione collapsed, coughing and shuddering. Though Harry could have happily lay down and slept, he staggered to his feet, drew out his wang and started casting the usual protective spells around them.
-He was rolling his wang between his fingers, watching it...
-He could see the edge of a table, and a long fingered, white hand toying with a wang.
-‘I am extraordinary, but this wang... no. It has not revealed the wonders it has promised. I feel no difference between this wang and the one i procured from Olivanders all those years ago.’
-The new master removed the wang from Dumbledore against his will, never realising exactly what he had done, or that the world’s most dangerous wang had given him its allegiance.
-Harry stood with two wangs in his hands
-He laid the broken wang upon the Headmasters desk, touched it with the very tip of the Elder wang ans said ‘reparo.’
-He picked up the holly and phoenix wang, and felt a sudden warmth beneath his fingers, as though wang and hand were rejoicing at their reunion.
Its longer than the others, but this is going to be the last so it might as well be good. Spent alot of time on it anyway. Rate and comment. Also if you find anymore wang possibilities post them. |
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 | Jan 18, 2008 6:36 pm -
HAHAHAHA i lol’ed at almost all of em.
5*s |
 | Jan 18, 2008 7:56 pm -
fucking funny as hell i gave it a 5 |
 | Jan 18, 2008 8:26 pm -
fuckin hilarious man 5* |
 | Jan 19, 2008 12:58 am -
yup, pretty damn funny...... 5* |
 | Jan 19, 2008 1:03 am -
My girlfriend loves HP so she’s gonna love this! 5* |
 | Jan 19, 2008 10:58 am -
Funny as hell! 5* |
 | Jan 19, 2008 7:22 pm -
Quote: -He grabbed his wang from the ground and pointed it into the depths of her magical bag.
Hahahaha!!
5***** and favs |
 | Jan 19, 2008 7:39 pm -
Quote: 0*’S for your account and this egg very horrible
lvl 26 0* for your acc, your eggs and your mother every week for the rest of your life. suck on that, bitch. |
 | Jan 20, 2008 11:20 am -
AHAHAH 5*s funnny! |
| Jan 20, 2008 3:09 pm -
nice teacups techno |
 | an 20, 2008 8:11 pm -
5*s for you and your wang lulz |
 | Jan 21, 2008 7:03 pm -
lawlz 5* |
| Jan 24, 2008 11:38 am -
suprise sex, incase you didnt pick up on that.
Quote: -The two workmen made identical movements and Harry mirrored them without conscious thought: all three of them drew their wangs. Ron, a few seconds late in realising what was going on, lunged across the table, pushing Hermione sideways into her bench. |
 | Jan 25, 2008 10:15 am -
I LOL’d 5*s |
 | Feb 08, 2008 12:58 pm - omg!
this is about the funniest thing i’ve ever seen! there is no reason for this egg not to have at least a 4* rating. 5* |
 | May 25, 2008 12:32 pm -
funniest shit ive read in a while. lol 5** |
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