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How to b kewl on RE! @@@@@@@

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Published: Jan 21, 2008 5:26 a.m.
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K, so this is a guide to b kewl on Rotteneggs.

First off, you make an egg on how to make a kewl @@@@ bomb, that u "tryed but your camera broke so you don’t have pics"

Then you gotta tell everyone that it’s your first egg.

Then when you get flamed you gotta act reel hard and TYPE IN ALL CAPS cause remember, typing in CAPS makes ur epenis bigger and u e harder.


Then type replies such as:

"SHUT UP I AM KEWL I MAKE DA BOMB AND IT WERKS AND YOU DONT KNOW ENYTHING U N00B UR LEVEL 3 AND IM LEVEL 10 SO STFU N00B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Remeber to spell almost everything wrong and laugh at anyone with a lower level.

YOU MUST!:
Get PWND by a level such as Alle, then YOU HAVE to make a new egg about how gay he is and then a group called "Alle Sucks Dick"

Two eggsamples (1337):
1 egg

Group, but you HAVE to make your own!


Next:
Get a camera (pretend it’s your friends, cause yours is "broke" right?) and take the most Myspace photo of yourself as possible!

Like this:



Set it as your profile picture.


Now you gotta go look at GMT’s eggs and say how KEWL they are!!!!!!

Cause he’s an awesome theif! Go suck up to him and the other mods but remember, when the mods piss you off, YOU HAVE A BIGGER EPENIS!!!! Argue, and flame them, cause you are better.


Now go to the forums and bitch about your life and how people rated your kewl eggs down.

Then make an egg about how stupid people are for rating 0*, and try to trick them into rating 5*, by saying rate 0*!!!!! :O

Here!

Just like this n00b here when he said:

Quote:
grb1991
Jan 19, 2008 10:42 am -
just to piss yu off il 5ive this and hope keiser deletes your account bitch


Now flame everyone even though you joined just yesterday. Like 1337 vision and teh1337.

Now be hard for the rest of your e life!


Congratulations you are now completely Rotteneggs KEWL!

Just one more tip: MAKE LOADS OF FORUM TOPICS ON HOW HIGH YOU ARE!!!!! And how much pot you smoke, never call it weed, pot and ganja are more e hard.

Dis guy reel kewl!

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No Name
Jan 21, 2008 6:01 am -
Gave me some lulz :) 5

Jan 21, 2008 8:56 am -
I’m still trying to figure out why people feel the need to mention me in their eggs....


PSYCHEDELICmess
Ja 21, 2008 9:33 am -
Made me laugh.
5*


HaXeD
Jan 21, 2008 9:48 am -
suprize butt secks 5*

Jan 21, 2008 10:34 am -


ItsHarmless
Jan 21, 2008 10:49 am -
HAHA 5*s great joke egg. Lol


TecnoDestructo
Jan 21, 2008 11:30 am -
@


BlackHawk
Jan 21, 2008 2:36 pm -
This isn’t funny.


CrashKattie-621
Jan 21, 2008 6:29 pm -
I AM KEWL


GrandMastaThief
Jan 21, 2008 8:29 pm -
Quote:
I’m still trying to figure out why people feel the need to mention me in their eggs....

same here


JohnyBoyXyZ
Jan 22, 2008 12:00 am -
Woohoo!


JohnyBoyXyZ
Jan 22, 2008 12:05 am -
Quote:
Just one more tip: MAKE LOADS OF FORUM TOPICS ON HOW HIGH YOU ARE!!!!! And how much pot you smoke, never call it weed, pot and ganja are more e hard.

Dis guy reel kewl!


Guess what!! Im a higher level than you andi did it in less time than you’ve been on the site !

this is not an Egg,
it did make me lauph abit,
but no need to be putting me in this,
i mean c’mon,
i didnt even sign a contract or anything.
jeeze, 3*


J0hnnySick0
Jan 22, 2008 3:42 am -
@


A_BIG_DONG
Jan 22, 2008 2:02 pm -
Didn’t really make me laugh. I’ve seen to many of these.
2* for effort.


_P_
Jan 23, 2008 3:01 am -
Alle, I mentioned you, cause that’s what all the kewl dewds do!

Jan 23, 2008 2:15 pm -
Quote:
Your one of the worlds wonders. I mean, you are the only GUY that e-menstruation that gives you e-mood swings worse then the real thing.
There I said it.


You are a stupid fuck. Just shut the fuck up, please.
Alle never really has mood swings, you just jealous of his e-cock, and IRL cock size becasue yours is like a toothpick.

Jan 23, 2008 2:15 pm -
And I forgot.
*5
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