Mar 02, 2008 3:14 pm - WOOPS! Hmmm.. I don’t understand the blog on this thing... So, sorry to ppl who had commented on my last two blogs, I was trying to delet the rude comments of one fucktard imparticular,and the very funny comment of another person that somehow made the page do something odd, but... somehow I deleted the whole entry... w/e.... sooo.. yeah. Sorry ’bout that... could someone tell me how to actually delete just the one comment, and not the whole entry? And to anyone who’s reading my blogs, if you don’t like it, fuck off. No one is forcing you to read it, and you don’t have to be an asshole to someone that doesn’t even deserve it. It’s bad Karma, and Karma’s a bitch. That being said, again, thanks to everyone who posted a comment, and sorry I didn’t respond, I would normally have, but I didn’t realize I had comments :) Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- -Blackha k- Mar 05, 2008 7:56 pm - I think someone needs a hug.

Feb 03, 2008 6:02 pm - VOTE CAREFULLY!!!! John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer’s favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John’s amazement , old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention. Vote carefully...the bells are not always audible! Add a Reply