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(130 votes) Published: Jan 24, 2008 10:24 a.m. Viewed 643 times
Now for all the tards out there, heres the egg you’ve been waiting for. brought on by complete boredom and super-duper-originality.
STEP NUMERO UNO: apply sock.
Now this step can be quite confusing. Basically, you want to slide said sock over the chosen foot. The only thing you need to watch out for is putting the sock on right-side up instead of upside down. Many have argued with me over weather or not there is a right and left sock so ill just leave that out. *i think there is a right and a left*
(yes, i need to shave my legs. No, im not gay because i shave my legs)
STEP #2: Applying the shoes.
now this is where putting on your shoes can get a little tricky so ill list two ways to go about doing this. 2-A & 2-B
2-A If your a perfectionist go-getter then this is the way for you!
First, slide foot into preferred shoe while shoe is untied.
Once foot is snuggly(that word is so fun to say. so is nuggets. nuggets. nuggets. nuggets) inside shoe, proceed to criss-cross your shoelaces. like so.
Take shoelace that is in you right hand and show it your authority! shove that mother-fucker up under the hole made by the criss-cross and pull it tight! whether it likes it or not. it should look like this.
Now you want to make a bunny-ear looking thingy with each lace and criss-cross them like so.
For the final step tuck one of the bunny-ears under the whole made by the two and pull tightly. Here is what your shoe should look like! beautiful aint it?
2-B Now if your a super-duper tard, or just a lazy faggot, this is the option for you!
First off, for this to work when you take your shoes off, just slide them off (like a lazy-ass) and keep the laces tied.
Bassically, all you do is slide your shoes on now. Cant get very much simpler than that. Again, for the super-tards heres a picture.
STEP #3: YOUR DONE NOW! This is what you should have.
Now think of all the wonderful possibilities you and your shoes have now! here is a list of a couple of them.
step on buggs
jump in puddles
run from 5-0
kick poodles
kick chiuauas (they go farther)
etc. etc.
Here is a random picture of my smiley face boxers. they make me smile :]
Yes my shoes are fucked up. thats what a year of hoppin fences will do to them. dont hate on them.
yes my carpet is dirty. but i dont give a fuck. dont hate on it. that is all.
duece
-1 for talking like a nig yo
-1 for shaving yo legs homie
-1 for wasting my time
-2 for showing me your boxers
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let’s see thats 0*s stars for joo cuz
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