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(129 votes) Published: Jan 24, 2008 6:01 p.m. Viewed 690 times
(I put this in the health directory because you’ll be sick all over yourself if you watch the Super Bowl any other way)
First:
You’ll need a big ass wide screen TV like this one.
Second:
Then check your local listings for the channel the game will be on and it must be viewed in HD! (High Definition). Then program in the pregame show and be ready when it starts.
Third:
BE sure to get some great munchies and beverages to have while you watch the game. I like Lays Classic’s, some Buffalo Chicken Wings and some Mountain Dew to wash it down with. But any and all of your favorite foods will do and should be on hand to make the game even more enjoyable!
Fourth:
Wear your teams jersey to show you are 100% behind them in spirit. It creats good kharma when you support your team in this way and it helps them win.
Fifth:
Have some awesome music ready to go and play it loud during halftime as you’re gonna wanna stay pumped!
This CD has all kinds of good songs to keep you pumped and in the football mood.
Sixth:
Be sure to have friends over to join you in celebrating the greatest sports moment in history when the Patriots go 19-0. It will be awesome and you’ll want to enjoy it with friends as it will be way more fun.
You really didn’t think I meant guy friends did you?
Jan 24, 2008 7:00 pm - the giants are going to kick the shit out of the patriats you stupid fagget. im going to laugh when they get buttraped on national tv.
Jan 24, 2008 10:47 pm - this is a pretty shitty egg, its almost as pointless as telling someone how to take a fucking shower or make toast and you shouldnt put your own opinion of whos going to win since thats the easiest way to get 0s on ur shit, btw, 0*
Jan 25, 2008 3:48 am - The Giants buttrape the Pats??
Quote:
the giants are going to kick the shit out of the patriats you stupid fagget. im going to laugh when they get buttraped on national tv.
lololololl! Slammin, you have to be kidding, you shitpushing assfuck, it’s too bad you’re so stupid, it’s going to be hell for you when you pass a Pats fan in real life, that’s when the buttrape will begin, on you. GO PATS!!!!!!ON3111
Jan 25, 2008 2:17 pm - football is gay. no offense american people.
The foot(ball) was created by a retard who failed to make a real football(soccer ball). made a new sport. which only americans play.
Jan 26, 2008 7:20 am - If you bring women to a Super Bowl party, make sure they are interested in football. Women who are not interested in football will nag, vacuum, or leave and shop.
Jan 26, 2008 9:16 am - Yeah dude, the Pats are so gai they’re about to surpass any team ever in the NFL. Yeah, that’s gai! lolololllollol! 18-0, yeah that’s gai! Pats are the best team ever assembled, name a better one!
Wrong!! (To whatever one you choose.)
Jan 26, 2008 1:43 pm - solid 4* from me, im not a fan of the pats or thegiants... but hey fuck the those miami assholes who still think theyhave bragging rights, pats need to stop that shit lol, u no what fuck it 5*****
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