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(96 votes) Published: Jan 27, 2008 12:55 p.m. In 7 Favorites Lists Viewed 317 times
I first learnt this at school and made it so many times I had mine cooked (and half eaten) when the other people in my group had only put theirs in the oven. I Won’t really put any measurements up as
1. I’m english so i don’t measure in "cups"
2. I don’t really know myself to be honest
I also haven’t re-sized the pics because i don’t know how (let the noob comments flow).
Ingredients
1. Plain flour(you can use any kind you want, i prefer white, because i’m racist)
2. Margarine
3. Around three COOKING apples (don’t use normal apples)
4. Sugar (honey, honey)
5. I also used a tin of rasberries and a tin of mixed summer fruits that you can’t see.
Method
Step One
Chop up your COOKING apples into fairly small pieces(mmm, pie). You will want to do this quite quickly as cooking apples oxidise(go brown in the air)quickly.
Next put them in a saucepan with some water. If you don’t put the water in they will burn and stick to the sides, which isn’t very nice. Stick the lid on the pan and put it on a medium heat.
Step Two
Put a decent sized amount of flour in a mixing bowl(200-300 grams). Now take the measurement of flour you just put in and halve it, now put that amount of margarine in the bowl. Now stick your hands in and start mixing until it looks like this
You should have washed your hands for the last part(if you didn’t you are dirty).
Step Three
By now your apple mixture simmering away should look like this
If it doesn’t then you’ve failed, go back to the start. This is the time you add your other fruit to the mix
mmm... looks distgusting, thank god/allah/ganesh/buddah it tastes good.
Step Four
pour your apple mixture into a handy dish (make sure it’s ovenbroof) and follow this with your crumble mixture. If either mixture isn’t enough due to the size of your bowl you will have to make some more.
Step Five
Put it in the oven at a medium heat for about 30 minutes. You are waiting for the crumble mixture to cook since you already cooked the apples.
Step Six
Wait for it to cool(don’t eat it straight as it will burn you) and enjoy!
That last pic looks exactly like the one before it for some reason I don’t know.
Thats about it. My favorite part of the whole egg? Obviously go brown in the air
Jan 27, 2008 1:56 pm - what’s up with all these cooking eggs?
o yeah, if you want to eat it while it is still hot, just slap some vanilla ice cream on it and enjoy.
Jan 27, 2008 2:03 pm - If you don’t know how to resize pictures, you are a fucking idiot.
Jan 27, 2008 3:10 pm - Hey sand-nigger your making me hungry, stop with your antics.
2*
Except i altered my starbar so it only has 0* and 5*
And this does not deserve a 5*
So guess what you got?
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