[PICS] Make Kraft Dinner Perfect !
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(100 votes) Published: Jan 29, 2008 3:05 p.m. Viewed 338 times |
Well to begin, today i was hungry at lunch so i decided to make some macaroni. And since I know how to make KD perfect, i was like "I’m not doing anything for the rest of the day, LETS MAKE AN EGG ABOUT KRAFT DINNER!" (exact reference)
I’m eating macaroni as I write this egg,so here it is, my egg guide to making perfect KD.
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[per package of KD]|
YOU NEED ]
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::1/2 cup of butter |
::1/3 measuring cup of milk |
::1 box of Kraft Dinner macaroni |
::1 water strainer and |
::1 pot of boiling water |
::and 1 thing to stir with stick/spoon/or,| penis(feels good) |
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first off start by bringing your pot of water to a boil
Then pour your macaroni into the pot.
leave it to boil for about aww I’d say about 4-6 minutes
Take out your butter and milk.
Once your macaroni is boiled, strain it.
After all the water is out, put it back in the pot and add your 1/2 or so cup of butter. stir it into the macaroni until its completely melted.
Then pour your macaroni sauce into the pot.
Stir it until it looks something like this.
Then pour your estimated 1/3 measuring cup of milk and then keep stirring until its perfectly creamy.
When your done you pot of macaroni it’ll look something like this.
I Love macaroni, and now you and i can make it perfect!
have fun, |
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 | Jan 29, 2008 3:07 pm - 2 of the pics are blurry, but im pretty sure you guys can see past the blurryness ! |
| Jan 29, 2008 3:17 pm - 0*, Pentium already has an egg about this. |
| Jan 29, 2008 3:17 pm - Also, we don’t need you to make an egg about how to make Mac & cheese. The instructions are already on the back. |

 | Jan 29, 2008 3:20 pm - i guess a person just cant make an egg for fun on RE with alle around =( |

 | Jan 29, 2008 3:24 pm - 5 |

 | Jan 29, 2008 3:33 pm - 5 for awesome food and a Ren and Stimpy magnet. |

 | Jan 29, 2008 3:43 pm - I could just live on mac and cheese!
Five stars for you! |

 | Jan 29, 2008 3:43 pm - lolasssssssssss-s==s--a= -- ==== 5*s |

 | Jan 29, 2008 4:02 pm - 5* my fav. meal |

 | Jan 29, 2008 5:50 pm -
Quote: The instructions are already on the back.
Not gonna vote. |

 | Jan 29, 2008 6:00 pm - Blugh. Cheap American grub. I don’t get how people eat this crap.
Not voting. |

 | Jan 29, 2008 7:08 pm - lasgana is better |

 | Jan 29, 2008 8:39 pm - Follow instructions on box.
The end |

 | Jan 29, 2008 10:31 pm - 5* because you got me cravin that shit =] |

 | Jan 29, 2008 10:31 pm - 5* because you got me cravin that shit =] |

 | Jan 30, 2008 12:40 am - mmmmk country sunshine |

 | Jan 30, 2008 8:43 am - POOP
i might have given it a 1* if you had put some weiners,
tuna ,or hamburgar in it |

 | Jan 30, 2008 7:57 pm - We used to sprinkle Lowery’s Seasoning salt on it. Yummy. 3 for your effort. |

 | Jan 30, 2008 10:43 pm - o* |

 | Jan 31, 2008 9:02 am - 0* because this is FUCKING STUPID. =] | |
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