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(87 votes) Published: Feb 03, 2008 7:35 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 561 times
Some people want there tongue pierced rather if its to please the ladys(why i got it) or if your a faggot and you like penis but if thats the case you should GTFO.
Any ways this going to be my guide on getting your tongue pierced.(If you think getting your tongue pierced is gay or whatever great move on to the next egg)
So me and my girlfriend where talking about getting my tongue pierced it was mostly for her if you know what i mean.
So i went to the piercing place. I was kind of nervous. But i did it anyways so I payed for my piercing and I got a hot ass girl who was doing the piercings that day which excited me.
So I sent down in the chair looks like a dentist im not going to post a picture of it because if you dont know what a dentist chair is then your an idiot and go get your teeth cleaned.
Fist the make you wash your mouth out with mouth wash and rinse throughly.After that they put your little Bib thing on so you dont bleed all over your self.The clean you tongue a little bit. Then she clamps the piercing clamps on your tongue and says ok take and deep breath in then out,all of a studden i felt like some one took a 9mm and shot it through my tongue.(it was not pleasant)Then she had to take the piercing need out and put in the ring while blood was pouring down my face.The ring was in finally! I went to wash out all the blood and i was complete.
Nows the fun parts THE CONS
1. I could not eat for about 3 days
2. Your tounge swells up so bad you can barley talk
3 You have chronic pain in you mouth for about 5-6 days
4. You have a lisp until you can learn to talk with it in
PROs
1. Your lady with be very pleased
2. Its fun to mess around with when you get bored
3. Your just a badass
Some tips if you do decide to get your tongue pierced.
1. Keep your mouth very clean, rinse with antiseptic stuff constantly so you dont get any nasty infections.
2. Try to keep your tongue in your own mouth for at least to weeks
3. Stay away from spicy foods and sour stuff
4. Cold stuff is very soothing and brings down swelling (thats IMPORTANT!)
So I hope this helps you decide if getting your tongue pierced is worth it or not.
Feb 03, 2008 7:44 pm - 0* cuz its not really an egg.
and no offense but your a pussy. i had mine done and you can barely feel it. science backs that up too. your tongue is a striated muscle so the needle literally slides right through it. it doesnt hurt.. noww the week after is a different story.
Feb 03, 2008 7:59 pm - difference in pain tolerances. and some people can take types of pain more, also. some have more nerve cells closer to the surface, so a cut hurts worse then a jab or stap...
Feb 03, 2008 8:55 pm - Ive had mine done for almost two years now.... Getting it pierced DID NOT nor does it hurt anyone Ive ever spoken to... What hurts is when they clamp it. You did not have blood running down your face. The bib is for your drool. Not everyone lisps (I never had that problem) and some people experience almost no pain for the week following (mine hurt for over a week lol). You forgot to mention that only certain types of mouthwash should be used following the piercing... Anything alchohol based like listerine is a BAD IDEA. I used biotene which worked great. You also forgot to mention that you should not drink malt liquor (beer and most bitch drinks) until it heals or you will get a yeast infection... No smoking either, it increases your chance of scaring. Eating pussy is eating pussy... if you were good at it in the first place then you will be even better... if you sucked, then there wont be any difference. Ibuprofen greatly helps reduce swelling and pain. I didnt have a problem with sour foods after getting it done, though I can see why most people would. In comparison, it hurts more to get a tattoo done, though getting your tongue pierced hurts much more intensely in the days to follow.
.After that they put your little Bib thing on so you dont bleed all over your self
the bib thing is for the drool and many different peircing shops have different procedures where i got mine done i just sat up and then loked at my tongue and did it, nobody i know whos had it has ever had more than a few drops of blood and most girls i know love them
Feb 04, 2008 5:31 pm - We had a guy at work that had a lime green pierce in his tongue. We just nicknamed him fishbait. It looked like powerbait eggs. How about the nose?
he could have. your tongue is one of the most vasculer parts of your body
Umm no... If the piercer doesnt check to make sure hes not going threw a vein he can kill you (or at the very least cause you to lose quite a bit of blood). There are some people who cannot get their tongues pierced because of the way their veins happen to run threw their tongue. Buzzkill is both right and wrong... like I said... If you were good before youll more than likely be better after. If you sucked to begin with, your not going to magically become a god at eating pussy. On a side note it sickens me that your condemning tongue piercings because
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