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(60 votes) Published: Dec 22, 2003 12:00 a.m. Viewed 1561 times
boy, its that time of year agian, with the snow, the presents, and that pranks! so sit back, grab some eggnog, and read some pranks.
2. for all you who hate hannuka ( not spelled right)
aight, this is pretty easy. you now when you light the monrah (also not spelled right) and well, you light a candle? well me and my christian friends, jk lol took a skinny firecracker and melted candle wax over it. we let the fuse stick out and when you lighted it.. BOOM! merry or happy hanuka whatever.
3. for all you who hate christmas.
ok, if you have a christmas tree, when you dercorate it, cut a ornament in half and stick ANYTHING that rots in the ornament. then close it up with super glue. then OMFG that thing will smell! yo mamma will be like WHAT THE f**k? and theyll never find it! lol this is great! im gunna do it this year...
3. and for all you who just hate.
well, this is pretty stupid, but it works all the same. ok if it snows take a shovel full of snow and go in your street (better with a busy one, wait until a redlight to do this, duh) and dump it in the middle of the road. then RUN! the people who hit the snow (suckas!) will be like #*@!! what the hell was that ! and theyll come out of there cars and be all pissy. other times it causes an accident, so for you poor schmoes steer clear!
Jul 01, 2005 8:16 pm - asshole that is the werist pranks ever u R GAY!!!!!! how the fuck wuold like those pranks my grandma can do better pranks then that!!!!...........lol.. u suck balls lol
Dec 03, 2005 12:30 am - BABY JESUS HUNT!!!! Ok Here is how its done you get all of your friends together and divide into groups preferably 3 people in each group and hit the streets as it nears christmas make sure you stock up on redbull and caffine pills for the night will be long.
After breaking down into groups of three each group MUST have a car and with that car starting at 9:00pm you will drive around stealing a baby jesus from EVERY house with a baby jesus in the front of it. Team with the most or highest scoring baby jesuses win.
Score goes as follows
Junky plastic baby jesus= 1 pt
wooden baby jesus= 2 pt
Stone baby jesus= 3 pt
any BLACK baby jesus =10 pt ( very very rare i only got one)
NOTE= you may want to bring bolt cutters cause belive it or not this wasnt just my brilliant idea apparently people have been doing it for a while and people caught on and started chaining their babys to the ground HAHA anyway have fun and happy hunting.
OHHH I ALMOST FORGOT THE NIGHT AFTER THE HEIST YOU BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!