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(71 votes) Published: Feb 05, 2008 6:19 p.m. Viewed 467 times
This method works best in supermarkets like safeway, nob hill, etc..
Requierments:
2 people
puffy or saggy cloths
One person goes in and grabs a basket and goes about the store filling up the basket with chips, bread, dip, etc. while they scout out cameras. Then they make thier way to the alcohol aisle, and slip in a bottle of whatever, as if they were 21 (as in don\\’t look like a nervous, nerdy ass freshman) then make you way to a blind spot for the cameras, and where there arnt to many people. Then you turn a blind eye to your basket then your friend comes by grabs the alcohol and slips the bottle into his cloths (all in one motion) and walks out. then the other guy can buy the stuff, or just set it down and leave. Then you can go get shit faced and beat up stupid Emo kids.
**Note you can always just go into the alcohol aisle and slips it in your jacket then slip out, but it is always risky(er)
Tips:
Try to get people that looks older to do this to not arouse to much suspicion
Try to do it in the right timing, not taking too long so the cameras can clearly see what your doing, but don\\’t go to fast so they think your up to something
Whoever takes the alcohol from the basket, do it in a fluid motion, dont grab it, walk around then try to stumble it into thier jacket.
wear a Tucked in button up shirt with the first 3 buttons undone UNDER a big jacket (easier to hide the bottle/handle)
Use common sense
DONT HIT THE SAME STORE MORE THAN ONCE EVERY FEW MONTHS
Feb 05, 2008 6:39 pm - Alle, you mean your left testicle that hasnt dropped yet? and i bet you cant prove otherwise
Feb 05, 2008 6:42 pm - Would you like a picture of my man bag? I’d be more than happy to provide a picture. But, by doing so, you are implying that you are eager to see a mans naughty bits. Thats a bit taboo in todays society, and could make people assume things about your sexual orientation.
Feb 05, 2008 7:06 pm - also the fact that you are willing to provide a picture of your so called "man bag" to some random guy on the internet should say something about YOUR sexual orientation
Feb 05, 2008 7:14 pm - i suppose that would work.
no joke, i know a real crazy guy. one day he just walked into walmart, got 3 30 packs, put em in a cart, and walked out. smooth criminal, no hitches. there was no greeter on duty. good party.
i suppose that would work.
no joke, i know a real crazy guy. one day he just walked into walmart, got 3 30 packs, put em in a cart, and walked out. smooth criminal, no hitches. there was no greeter on duty. good party.
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just do beer runs..
more fun and you get more alcohol
Feb 06, 2008 1:29 am - I recommend ignoring Alle. He is an ingrate and a buffoon.
Have you actually done this? Because it sounds like you might not have. Most grocery stores don’t actually have cameras, and it’s not that difficult to get someone over the age of 21 to just buy your stuff for you. I never touch alcohol, but that’s how my buddies always do it.
Feb 06, 2008 8:09 am - My friend walked into a newsagents, picked up 48 beers. two 24 packs, went to buy them, the fucking paki that’s normally there wasn’t, and some British person saud he was under aged, and wasn’t going to sell it. My friend said, fine, don’t sell it, and just ran out.
Feb 06, 2008 1:40 pm - So your plan in one sentence is: Get a person to give the bottle to you.
This is egg sucks. I hate when people elaborate on basic common sense. 0*
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