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(133 votes) Published: Feb 06, 2008 10:35 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 654 times
Don’t you just love Asians? I know I do, but, there’s a lot of discrimination towards Asians, people think they’re just boring computer nerds. This is flase…ish. So, today I am here to give you some ways to enjoy our friends, the beasts from the east.
Way Number One: Sitting In The Passenger Seat
This is fun, but also dangerous. As Everyone knows, Asians have no peripheral vision what-so-ever. So, simply get into the passenger seat of a vehicle while an Asian is driving, and be prepared to be scared so much, you’ll think Bush got re-re elected. Oh and don’t forget, wear your seatbelt, and a lifejacket, and anything else that can protect in the inevitable crash.
Number Two- Watching Old Vietnam War Movies
Oh yes, this is a good one, simply pop in Hamburger Hill into the DVD player and watch as your islander buddy flails around the room, screaming out random Asian sayings in their native tongue, hell, if you let them scream long enough, they’ll invite some friends over and hide in a big paper-mache dragon. Needless to say, this is hilarious.
Number Three- Playing Hide and Seek
This section is reserved to the people who want an extreme challenge whilst playing Hide and Seek. You see, the Asian is a master of camouflage, and can hide from just about anything. I once saw a panther try to eat an Asian, but the crafty Asian just popped on a fancy hat, and the panther mistook him for a porcelain doll, and thus the Asian was victorious.
Step Four- English Class
This is also particularly hilarious, just listening to an Asian retelling an event is truly something of beauty, just hearing the beautiful sounds of “Den I go down, Mitch walk wif me, and we find gooold, but he say No Kahn, No goooold for you Kahn” Truly heartwarming
*Disclaimer: THIS IS A JOKE, AND NOT MEANT TO INSULT ANY ASIANS!
Feb 06, 2008 11:58 am - just...no. this really is not that funny. in fact, it’s more racist than funny, all you did was state a bunch stereotypes. i believe you’re not racist but this is a crappy egg.
Feb 06, 2008 4:37 pm - ok, then you white cunts. break your computer, your TV, your little gaming toys. cause azns m ake those for your white ass to do something.
you racist retards make me laugh. have fun living in a box.
yeah this is why i am one of the best quarterbacks in my school (nearly 5000 kids) (out of like 4)
look at the asians in baseball.. they kick fucking ass.. even though i dont like baseball
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simply pop in Hamburger Hill into the DVD player and watch as your islander buddy flails around the room, screaming out random Asian sayings in their native tongue
this only works against northern vietnamese.. and theres not that many in the u.s so gj being IGNORANT
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Playing Hide and Seek
the hide and seek was such a failure.. no comments necessary..
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English Class
you must be pretty stupid to have class with that guy.. and try going over to some asian country and going to school there.. just try it before you make fun of people because of accents..
Feb 07, 2008 2:40 pm - I don’t like them when they talk. It so quiet. I went to get a free pedicure and pretended i couldn’t hear her and finally got her shouting at me. Then I noticed that almost everybody else was trying this. They just need to speak up.
Feb 24, 2008 1:05 am - 2 days ago i was in a car with and asian who Tboned a van while trying to do a fukn uturn on a fukn busy intersection they just dont listen to u when u say dont turn there are cars behind you
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