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(47 votes) Published: Feb 16, 2008 1:00 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 551 times
1. Shoot your team mate till he has really low hp when friendly fire is on, and run away. Keep doing it till they leave or switch teams. If they retaliate let them kill you, than leave the Punishment Window (full of options) open and wait till the middle of the next round and slay them. They will be like “Wtf?!”
2. Spam the mic saying things like "Can you here me? Hellllllllllo??" in a really high-pitched voice, "Have you seen my lizard", sing a song, or anything else.
3. Tea-bag someone after you are done killing them.
4. Jump in circles with your knife when your teams win.
5. Change your name to make it identical to someone else’s name and hack/spam and get them banned from the server (They must have a space in their name, holding down alt+0160 makes a fake space so your names can be identical)
6. Team stack.
7. Suicide over and over when you are the only one on your team. (type “kill” in console)
8. If sv_cheats are on type “noclip” in console so you can fly around.
9. Have a grenade ready to throw in your hand while running to the enemy, yelling in the mic “THIS IS SPARTA!!”
10. Stand at a high point in the map and say “I can’t take it anymore!!!” and jump off to a suicide.
11. Team flash on of your team mates over and over. Than when they tell you to stop, follow them around with a flash bang prepared to throw at them but never throw it, just keep them scared (Hold down left click, but never let go, if you want to get out of it, switch to another weapon while still holding it).
12. Follow one of your teammates around knifing them. It will make them lag and piss them off because you are blocking the smooth movement.
13. Spam flash bangs/grenades/smoke grenades. People get really pissed off about smoke grenades cause it lags them if there are like 10 of them on the map.
14. When a weapon is restricted, go to console and buy it. Type buy weapon_____. Fill the blank in with the weapons correct name.
15 (continued from 14; optional). If an admin is in the server, buy a powerful weapon that’s restricted and drop it on someone (G to drop). The admin will see them using it and ban them because they went around loop holes to get it.
16. Every time you get a kill act like it was a 1 in a billion shot.
17. Change your name to the admin’s name (if you forgot how, look at #5) and tell people what to do. The admin will hesitate to ban you because they don’t want to accidentally ban themselves.
18. Brag when you get a knife, glock, or usp kill.
19. After mic spamming a ton, tell people to shut up.
20. Complain how laggy the server is when you get killed, when there’s nothing wrong with it.
21. Hack and when people complain and say you are hacking say something like: “ Lol yeah”, “Totally,”
22. In the map cs_office get another person to work together and block a doorway, so no one can get out.
23. Talk like you are a gangster.
24. If you have a high-pitched voice, mask your voice to make it sound deeper. Everyone will notice and make fun of you, but keep acting like it’s your real voice.
25. Talk in a foreign language or gibberish to someone else.
26. Spam the admin type “@ ____________”
27. If you have a really bad score (kdr) and you get a kill, act like you just pwned there ass.
28. If you have a good score make your name “noob”
29. Start a karaoke by playing a rap song on the mic and than soon people will be singing a long (this is really funny).
30. If you ever get banned from a server for ANY of these things or anything else, change your name to “unban _________(steam ip address) or _________(in-game name) and keep trying to reconnect to the server, it will spam the server up.
Feb 17, 2008 2:50 pm - Yeah I probably have done everything on this list, if you just start playing css, just play regular, than when you get bored with it do these.
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