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(34 votes) Published: Feb 17, 2008 10:17 a.m. Viewed 419 times
Hi guys, this is my first egg.
First off, I would recommend starting this on a Friday and working it through the weekend, best results that way. What you could do is if you had plans that certain Friday, just go lay down for a while and be like "Mom, I don’t really want to __________ today..." and she’ll ask why, just say "Well, I don’t feel great, I have a pretty bad headache and I’m just pretty drowsy..." so she’ll let you stay home.
Next. Friday - Sunday, eat candy, popcorn, pop, whatever you have thats juicy... I don’t really know how to explain it. I’ll usually drink like a case of Dr. Pepper, eat a bag of starbursts, and 3-4 bags of popcorn throughout Friday and Saturday night. That will usually get you feeling drowsy-ish, if you didn’t already. It will also make you sound like you’re losing your voice and have a bad cough. After that just lay around the whole weekend, wake up slowly on Monday, be like "ughhghguguhgughg" and tell your mom you have a massive headache and you think you ate too much last night, whatever sounds good really.
A few good things to do to add to the probability of success: I usually lay around all Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Do this on a weekend when you know stuff will be going on over the interwebs that weekend. Also what I did this weekend, was I had a friend over on Friday, and told my mom I felt like crap and I didn’t really wanna do stuff with him. Most parents will be like wtf? he must really be not feeling well if he wants his friend to go home. But then I played with him all weekend on Xbox Live and told him the story, he was cool with it. So yeah if you get really bored, just browse this website, learn to hack, play MMORPGs, Play 360/PS3/Gamecube/Whatever console you have (NOT WII!!!!). Laziness in general will usually help the success rate. Hope you guys liked my first egg!
Feb 17, 2008 10:54 am - 0* im sorry but thats just pure lazyness ...put into a blender musli with a bit of yellow food colouring potatos and some bread add half a pint of water and blend it for a few seconds add some chunked up carrots and some lumpy porridge mix it up (water it down if needed ) and throw it in a bath and tell your mum that you just threw up in the bath......
Feb 17, 2008 10:54 am - 0* im sorry but thats just pure lazyness ...put into a blender musli with a bit of yellow food colouring potatos and some bread add half a pint of water and blend it for a few seconds add some chunked up carrots and some lumpy porridge mix it up (water it down if needed ) and throw it in a bath and tell your mum that you just threw up in the bath......
Feb 17, 2008 11:14 am - 3 only because i have that smae cat pic on myspace and i have done the same thing as in this egg but most people can figure this out on their own but i did not know about how candy makes you lose your voice that is interesting
Feb 17, 2008 11:29 am - Ok Jambo, I wasn’t trying to get sympathy, I was just telling people it was my first egg in case they were wondering. I will also be able to come back and find my first egg and probably how noobish it was once I make more and get better at this. I was in no way, form, or shape trying to get better ratings out of sympathy. Thanks for your comment anyways.
Feb 17, 2008 11:31 am - Ok Haroman, I wasn\\’t trying to get sympathy, I was just telling people it was my first egg in case they were wondering. I will also be able to come back and find my first egg and probably how noobish it was once I make more and get better at this. I was in no way, form, or shape trying to get better ratings out of sympathy. Thanks for your comment anyways.
And Jambo, isn’t laziness always better? This will get you one day off, as will your method most likely, but my way you don’t have to do as much work and get to do stuff that you would do when you were sick anyways, instead of trying harder to make it more impressive, when it doesn’t really matter. Really my way is just more time efficient, unless you have uber-picky parents.
Feb 17, 2008 12:47 pm - Ussualy I just say I’m not going to school today and I dont to pretend to be sick. But 4* for the info if I ever needed a bad cough.
Feb 17, 2008 12:48 pm - Ussualy I just say I’m not going to school today and I dont to pretend to be sick. But 4* for the info if I ever needed a bad cough.
Feb 17, 2008 2:36 pm - Or you could go to school like you’re supposed to. This seems like a lot of work simply for the sake of spending a day laying around doing nothing. Not to mention you were a dick to your friend over it. Sure, he understood, but that doesn’t erase the fact that you told him to go away for no legitimate reason. Not cool.
John BoyXyZ are you a fucking idiot..? yes this egg sucks but it thought RE had gotten over that stupid 0* if you say its your first egg.
im not giving it a 0* because he said that. i know alot of people who get pissed off about that and thats why i said its a mistake. i gave this a 0* because i dont like it. its too much work.
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