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guide to procastinating

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(64 votes)
Published: Feb 24, 2008 6:32 a.m.
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Starting off, I’m guessing over 50% of the people on RE go to school. High school, middle school, and maybe some collge kids.



Everyone has their own way to get thing done.
they either
1) Don’t do work and become a bum.
2) or do work and be well off.

As a major procastinator, this is my way of getting things done.

O btw this is for the last minute people.


Ok,
what you need

Carbonated drink/coffee
Computer
Your assignment
What you would be rather doing.
Some time


WARNING: you must be true to yourself.

Start off by doing what ever you would be doing if you didn’t have the assignment.

In my case, I would be playing UT2004 (as my name)
Play a round of team death match with the amount of kills for 150.



Play it. Beat it. be satified.

Change your mind to doing the assignment.Do a couple of paragraphs. and STOP.

Play UT2004 again. Beat it again.



Go back to assignment and do it until you are stuck. If you are stuck, go back to playing your game or watching pron. Doesn’t really matter.

While you play it, think about where you are stuck and while you are playing, some idea will pop up.

beat your level. And work on your assignment.

Do this multiple times until you are finished. Works fine!

Point: You finished your assignment, and had time to play. You lost some major time. but who cares? students don’t really sleep anyway.

O btw, drink your carbonated drink every 30 minutes.


good luck

UTgod27
 

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UTgod27

Feb 24, 2008 6:33 am -
fuck! i streched it . my bad


siner

Feb 24, 2008 8:04 am - re
ehhh ill rate this eggs later.


oooooha

Feb 24, 2008 8:42 am -
is this a joke? 2*


misterbuzzkill

Feb 24, 2008 9:40 am -
2* for effort
1* for giggle
3*


Tuffy

Feb 24, 2008 9:58 am -
I don’t see this as a joke egg,
even if it meant to be.

This is a good way of getting work done

4*’s only cos of page stretch and like I already use this alot


myincrediblycreativen me

Feb 24, 2008 10:36 am -
So is that game really any good? I thought about looking into it once or twice but never did...


Dist719

Feb 24, 2008 11:24 am -
This is accually pretty good. The pictures are kinda uselss but if they’re werent pictures.. this egg would look terrible. I h=give it 4*


greggers

Feb 24, 2008 12:05 pm - OMFG!
5* just cuz i have that exact game (demo) and thought none else had it. it’s the best game ever (not really). i haven’t played it in years though. and to all those people reading this egg: you’re already procrastinating


boiled_egg

Feb 24, 2008 2:21 pm -
Quote:
go back to playing your game or watching pron

lol
2* for the laugh


B1nd0

Feb 25, 2008 9:05 am -
did not lol 2*


UTgod27

Feb 26, 2008 5:31 pm -
if you thought this was a joke,
1)U R RETARDED
2)please kill yourself for the sake of society, we really don’t need more homeless ppl.

It works for whoever is in school.
IF you don’t go to school, this doesn’t apply to you.

oooha-read above
b1nd0-read above

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