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(79 votes) Published: Mar 05, 2008 11:25 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 659 times
Bathroom Pranks
1) Get some clear nail polish (also called top coat) and coat a dry bar of soap with it. The next person to use it will go crazy trying to get it to foam/lather up.
2) Roommate uses liquid soap? Glue the containers shut with Krazy Glue - don’t forget the tops and threads!
3) Got a male roommate? Mix some water with yellow food coloring. Spray around the rim and the edges.
4) Drop food coloring into your victim’s shampoo. Add a spoonful of salt to get the color to last longer.
5A) Get packages of clear gelatin - (one brand is called Knox, and it’s usually in the jam making aisles). Dump them into a toilet of a victim that will not be around for several days. Annoying, yes?
5B) There is a product called anhydrous sodium poly-acrylate, it turns the water into solid clear plastic...similar to what florists use for fake flower arrangements. It looks like water, but is solid plastic!
6) Put a handful of flour into your victim’s hair dryer! Next time, he/she turns it on - poof!
7) Leave a lice comb (availible at drug stores) on the counter.
8) Public restroom? Glue a few pennies to the sensors with Krazy Glue. That way, your toilet can’t flush, and the sinks can’t stop running.
Computer Illiterate Pranks
1) Copy a victim’s wallpaper and icons. (Press Print Screen and CTRL.) Open up Paint and save it as an .bmp file. Delete or toss desktop icons into a folder. Set your victim’s desktop wallpaper as the image you just saved. Your victim will click and click on icons that aren’t there.
2) Unplug speakers from the computer.
3) Make the double-click impossible to do - on any Windows computer, head to start - settigns - control panel - and then mouse. You’d see a slider for adjusting speeds...slide it all the way to max in order for you victim to get carpal tunnel!
4) Disable device drivers from Windows. Right click on the My Computer icon, and then select hardware, then select device manager. From there, select your category of device driver - and then right-click on the device itself. Select properties, and then select "disable this device". Press ok to apply changes.
** Device drivers are "programs" that allow Windows to use hardware. Without it, Windows goes back to default settings. *eg, messing with the ethernet card driver will not allow your victim to access the Internet until it is enabled again
5) Print out a page that says ID10T ERROR - please do not use. Put in front of the computer of choice.
6) Make the mouse not function. ([i]Optical mice only - mice that have an led light on the bottom.[/i}) Tape a small square of paper on the bottom over the led light. This prevents the mouse from tracking and actually working.
7) Order a Chinese language keyboard. Install it on your computer. Works great to prevent non-touch typists from using your computer. (The Chinese language keyboard has loads of strange markings and stuff.)
Mar 07, 2008 3:23 am - no need to delete the icons, just right click and go to view and click on show desktop icons
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also, if they use a usb anything, put a small piece of paper into the usb connector, that way it wont work.
Mar 08, 2008 7:31 am - List eggs are usually not very good. Take one or two items on the list (the clear gelatin in the toilet, gluing the liquid soap), actually do them (roommate attempted to shit and the turd just bounced around on the surface of the gelatin, then attempted to wash her hands and got no soap), and write an egg about the results (starting a fight, getting kicked out of school, the janitor was pissed off, etc.) There, my completely fictional egg was more entertaining to read than some list.
Mar 08, 2008 5:54 pm - If you really want to ruin someone’s day, flush a lot of cement mix down the toilet. If they live in a house and not an apartment, they will have to pay a lot of money to replace the cemented pipes!
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