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(115 votes) Published: Mar 15, 2008 8:49 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 1257 times
The guide to home defense
In this egg I will teach you the basics to setting up your house/room for the most security.
Layout
Layout is a must when it comes to home defense, if your place isn’t set up right, it could get you killed. When it comes to things like couches and beds, place them in a spot that you could use as good cover from all windows and doors. You can also have a few things scattered around that you can use as makeshift weapons like a vase, or even a small chair.
Weapons
If your under 18 and or don’t have access to firearms (like me) then knives are going to be your best options, get a couple.....get some short ones....some long ones. You can also get a stun gun if you like but that would only be good for ultra close combat. Some other good weapons would be a nice heavy baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, and you could even use a heavy duty hammer as a nice weapon. Use whatever is close if you have nothing.
Other
Here are some other "tips" just to help you out. Always have a cell phone fully charged and a good flashlight beside your bed at night. The flashlight should be one of those heavy duty steel ones that takes 6 D battery’s. Have those by you at all times just in case at night while your sleeping the bad guy cuts your power and cuts your phone lines.......
Firearms
If you do have access to guns, get a shotgun, one that holds at least 2 shots, preferably 5+ of 12Ga 00 buckshot. As a backup in case that fails, have a Glock on your side with a 33 round mag.
Body Armor
This is a little extreme BUT if you feel like spending $500 on a bullet proof vest, then go right ahead. But remember, not all bullet proof vests can take a .45 or a 12ga slug, but it should protect you against a 9mm fairly well. If you don’t have a bullet proof vest, at least always make an effort to ware a hoodie or any heavy type fabric because it can save you in a knife fight from a gash that would otherwise cut a vein.
Tactics
When someone does break in or something, get in the safest possible spot with whatever means of protection you have and wait. OR you can go out and look for him and be the predator but that can be risky. Make sure to call the cops as soon as possible as means of backup.
If all else fails, run your ass out a window and scream like a bitch!
Mar 15, 2008 9:05 pm - yeah, silly americans with their right to keep and bear arms. self preservation is for fools. I’m glad i live in australia where we stomped out evil things like target shooting, paintball, and airsoft. Thank the Lawd.
Mar 15, 2008 10:37 pm - Yeah, because a knife definitely is not ultra-close combat...yeah...
If you have to fuck with someone that just broke into your house, use something that’s got at least two feet of reach if not more. A baseball bat or stick is a fine option. A gun is even better. Knives are one of the most common break-in weapons, so if you get close enough to use one yourself, chances are you’re gonna get stabbed like a bitch.
yeah, silly americans with their right to keep and bear arms. self preservation is for fools. I’m glad i live in australia where we stomped out evil things like target shooting, paintball, and airsoft. Thank the Lawd.
Mar 16, 2008 2:30 pm - i swear to god you’re retarded..
who’s going to get a bulletproof vest on in the middle of the night when someone attacks them? and
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ave a Glock on your side with a 33 round mag.
are you fuckin retarded? who uses a 33 round mag for self defense?
"tactics" haha theres no tactics involved when someone catches you off guard while you’re sleeping. You wake up and do what you can to defend yourself/your home. You dont get all SWAT on him...
Mar 16, 2008 2:45 pm - if you live in the hood, you need a bullet proof vest, and if you wake up and hear someone fumbling around downstairs, your not cought off guard....
and mabey for a concealed carry a 33rd glock mag is too big, but for it sitting on your dresser by your bed.....thats fine....
Mar 16, 2008 8:27 pm - I kinda feel sorry for your siblings once you’re actually able to get a firearm. Seriously, dude... Take some precautions, but don’t go nuts. If you’re that paranoid, set up some tin cans with fishing line as entry ’alarms’, and keep a bat near your bed. If they trip the cans, make some noise. A burglar will realize that they are made, and leave quickly. If they don’t leave, call the cops, and get behind the door with the bat. Check to be sure it isn’t your brother or sister before pummeling them. If it’s not, swing for the fences. If it’s a sibling you dislike, swing low, and claim you thought they were a burglar. :-D
Mar 17, 2008 1:28 pm - the thing you do is stay quite and if he comes up the stairs and run if he inst threating to hurt you or using fear of force then you can hurt him for self defense and its theft not robbery if he steals from your house with out threating to kill you
Mar 17, 2008 8:32 pm - you need to be 18 to posses and hand gun buddy any age for a rifle or shotgun. i use a benelli nova for home pertection thats all it sits under the bed with 3 in the tube not chambered. if the sound doesnt scare them away the no. one buck will. i reload my own rounds for that extra hot touch but really a 33 round mag.
thank god for colorados make my day law
Mar 17, 2008 11:07 pm - hey kuso wat about indegginus people most of my friends r indegginus so suck my balls ass hole faggot taco bender if u say anything bad about them u gay prick
Mar 18, 2008 6:03 am - Australia has aboriginals so if you live near some keep your petrol jerry cans locked up then you should be safe.
also this is my home security i have a 2 foot concrete blast door on my bedroom and have bars that drop down from my roof when an intruder trips mylaser beams that will trap him in a cage and then i have a massive magnet in my roof that only activates when the aluminum bars drop down so if they are carrying any weapons they will be stuck on the roof. also i sleep with my titanium bowie knife because the magnet will not effect it. Also if an intruder tries to access my house by the roof I have laid about 60 meters of razor wire around it so there is no way of getting on my roof without getting stuck also the razor wire is connected to the power supply so they will get a nice shock. And once they get shocked the power will be shutdown. which is exactly what i want because i keep my night vision goggles on my bedside table. This is just in case they plan a mass attack and some enter by roof and some enter through my back door which i keep unlocked but is also booby trapped with sulphuric acid which poors from my roof if the door is open after i set the security to full power before i go to sleep. also just in case all else fails i have planted a nuclear warhead in the floor of my house which if i die is detonated instantly or if i decide to detonate. if i decide to detonate it i have a special escape i have a rocket that has a drill bit on the front and that will take me to my evacuation house located on a small island just south of Fiji.
Mar 18, 2008 6:05 am - Australia has aboriginals so if you live near some keep your petrol jerry cans locked up then you should be safe.
also this is my home security i have a 2 foot concrete blast door on my bedroom and have bars that drop down from my roof when an intruder trips mylaser beams that will trap him in a cage and then i have a massive magnet in my roof that only activates when the aluminum bars drop down so if they are carrying any weapons they will be stuck on the roof. also i sleep with my titanium bowie knife because the magnet will not effect it. Also if an intruder tries to access my house by the roof I have laid about 60 meters of razor wire around it so there is no way of getting on my roof without getting stuck also the razor wire is connected to the power supply so they will get a nice shock. And once they get shocked the power will be shutdown. which is exactly what i want because i keep my night vision goggles on my bedside table. This is just in case they plan a mass attack and some enter by roof and some enter through my back door which i keep unlocked but is also booby trapped with sulphuric acid which poors from my roof if the door is open after i set the security to full power before i go to sleep. also just in case all else fails i have planted a nuclear warhead in the floor of my house which if i die is detonated instantly or if i decide to detonate. if i decide to detonate it i have a special escape i have a rocket that has a drill bit on the front and that will take me to my evacuation house located on a small island just south of Fiji.
Mar 18, 2008 12:51 pm - you can also use a chainsaw, just keep it in a garbage bag in your room so it wont get gas droppings all over, and just start it up when the bad guy comes in and heel run like a motherfucker
Australia has aboriginals so if you live near some keep your petrol jerry cans locked up then you should be safe.
also this is my home security i have a 2 foot concrete blast door on my bedroom and have bars that drop down from my roof when an intruder trips mylaser beams that will trap him in a cage and then i have a massive magnet in my roof that only activates when the aluminum bars drop down so if they are carrying any weapons they will be stuck on the roof. also i sleep with my titanium bowie knife because the magnet will not effect it. Also if an intruder tries to access my house by the roof I have laid about 60 meters of razor wire around it so there is no way of getting on my roof without getting stuck also the razor wire is connected to the power supply so they will get a nice shock. And once they get shocked the power will be shutdown. which is exactly what i want because i keep my night vision goggles on my bedside table. This is just in case they plan a mass attack and some enter by roof and some enter through my back door which i keep unlocked but is also booby trapped with sulphuric acid which poors from my roof if the door is open after i set the security to full power before i go to sleep. also just in case all else fails i have planted a nuclear warhead in the floor of my house which if i die is detonated instantly or if i decide to detonate. if i decide to detonate it i have a special escape i have a rocket that has a drill bit on the front and that will take me to my evacuation house located on a small island just south of Fiji.
Mar 20, 2008 12:28 am - I just keep an axe next to my bed in case Fijinigz raid my house, which is very common here.
Plan: Slide my bed across so no-one can get in.
If family are too slow, they can deal with it.
If theres less than 4, I’ll just cut them up.
It would be a good excuse to slice someone into pieces and get away with it.
Someone here caught a negro robbing their house, and took the bolt cutters off him (he cut a lock to get in) and asked the negro which finger he wanted to lose, he laughed and thought it was a joke, and said nothing, so the white dude cut off his left pinky.
He got of scotch free.
Mar 22, 2008 2:43 pm - i have:
a switch blade
a dagger
nunckucks
2 wooden katanas
airsoft gun
3 throwing knives
a huge ass cutting knife
3 multi-use knives
a baseball bat
and 3 other knives
Apr 06, 2008 1:24 pm - yeah, silly americans with their right to keep and bear arms. self preservation is for fools. I’m glad i live in australia where we stomped out evil things like target shooting, paintball, and airsoft. Thank the Lawd.
WTF you stupid australians Americans Rule!!! ur a fukin hippie pacifist ru
Apr 11, 2008 7:54 pm - Yes, in America you must be DIRECTLY threatened with a deadly weapon or assaulted (any battery counts) before you have the legal right to defend yourself with a first degree weapon. (firearms,chainsaws etc.)
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