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(29 votes) Published: Mar 15, 2008 9:05 p.m. Viewed 252 times
Here is along list of pranks that i have collected from friends and family
--- New Employee Pranks ---
Send a new employee for various mythical items such as:
Double sided transperencies
Dehydrated Water
Bucket of compressed air
A one molar solution of water
A stanchion remover
A bucket of steam
A phallopian tube
A long weight (long wait)
A short weight
Short circuits
Lightning bolts
Skyhooks
A "mattababe" (as in what’s a "mattababe")
A "dickfore" (same as above)
A piston return spring
A left handed wrench, hammer, razor...
Agent Orange (paint color)
Sparkplugs for a desiel engine
A short/long stand
A chain stretcher
Hydraulic cement bender
Snowtires for the shopping carts
---Sleeping Pranks ---
1. Fasten someone to their bed with numerous bungi cords.
2. Put coathangers between the matress and the sheet.
3. Get lots of cheap alarm clocks and set them to go off at 3:00am and every 20 minutes thereafter. Hide them well.
4. Bury someone several feet deep in wet unrolled toilet paper.
5. Pour "cyalume" (the stuff in those glow sticks you see every holoween) on someone then wake them and say, "Dude, you’re glowing" and watch them panic.
6. Place the sleeping person’s hand in a bowl of lukewarm water. Will fequently cause bed wetting.
7. Shave parts of a person while they are passed out drunk. Be creative. Do things such as half a mustache, one eyebrow, etc.
8. Draw in permenant marker all sorts of messages on the skin of a person who has passed out drunk. Messages should include things like "[insert name of another person you dislike] was here" with a big arrow pointing to the person’s rear end.
9. Smear a person’s body with Nair or other hair removal substance. Works great on hairy italian guys.
10. Print a message in lipstick on someone’s chest. (such as "Thank You") Works best after a night where they really got drunk and may not remember what they were doing the night before.
11. Sprinkle Sand or Jello Mix or the like in the person’s bed.
---Random pranks---
1. When you see several folks relaxing in a hot tub, throw ice cubes into the tub. They’ll wonder who’s throwing stuff at them, but the cubes melt almost instantly leaving no evidence or clues as to who is doing it.
2. Release large numbers of pigeons into a gymnasium or lecture hall. Young pigs in the hallway are good too. Even better if they (pigeons or pigs) have been fed laxatives.
3. Release a chicken or similair noisy relatively light animal between a dropped ceiling (he ones with the tiles) and the actual ceiling. They are tough enough to catch on normal ground.
4. During the part of a wedding where the minister/priest/etc asks "speak up now or forever hold your peace", send a small child running up the isle yelling "Daddy, daddy".
5. Superglue several quarters to a flat surface such as a bench or floor and watch people try to remove them.
6. Get some cones or barrels and divert traffic from a nearby street through campus or your workplace.
Advertise your principle or bosses job in the local paper.
7. Flour on top of the blades of ceiling fans.
If you know someone who is a homophobe, slip some homoerotic art books in their bag while they are distracted. When they walk through the library’s book detector, they will have to empty out the bag revealing the book in question.
8. Throw those fake foam rocks which are availlable at novelty stores at someone. Works best when around real rocks such as in a geology class or outdoors.
7. Be obnoxious as possible while loudly speaking another language. (german, french or whatever) When you hear someone mutter something like, "I wish they would shut up." respond appropriately in perfect english.
8. Start quasi-political parties in school for the sole purpose of being obnoxious. (meaning you don’t really have anything meaningful to say) Make emblems and post them on everything in sight, march around spewing meaningless propaganda etc.
9. Hire a stripper to appear in a high traffic area, such as a cafeteria during peak hours.
10. Fill several vending machine trays (part where u get the snacks) in a high traffic area with condoms and beer cans.
11. Take some soup or stew in a plastic bag. Pretend to toss your cookies depositing the substance on the floor or table. Have a buddy look over and say, "Hey that looks good", and eat a piece of meat or veggie. May result in others nearby loosing their lunch as well.
12. Put every single chair from a large building in one room. The smaller the room the better. Also good near the entrance to a building.
13. Fill someone’s umbrella with confetti, wait until a rainy day and enjoy.
Leave insect egg cases/clusters in innacessable areas.
14.Errect a large paper mache penis on school grounds in a very public place. Write messages on it for added effect. Also works with snow.
15. Put doggie do in a paper bag, light the bag, put on someone’s doorstep, ring the bell and watch them stamp it out.
16. Scrape coagulate grease off of ribs and serve it as leftover lemon sorbetto.
17.Hide pornographic pictures (the nastier the better) in places where someone who is very easily offended or embaressed will find them quite unexpectedly. Even better if there are numerous amounts of small pictures hidden in obscure places that will still be found even years later.
18. Hand the principal/headmaster some small item when getting your diploma. Marbles, balloons, condoms, coins etc. Works best if everyone does it.
19.Take a dump on a plate and stick it in the microwave. The area will smell for weeks.
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