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Things To Do At School (DaTruFucka)
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(104 votes)
Published: Mar 18, 2008 1:44 p.m.
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I haven’t posted an egg in AGES so I decided I would post something original.
Me and my friends have tested a lot of these.
1. Wear a hoodie with a pocket in the front. Walk down the halls with it in your pocket playing ring tones at top volume. Look around suspiciously like you have no idea where the noise is coming from.
2. Put chewed gum under the handles of lockers.
3. While the teacher is talking about stuff agree with everything they say. Say things like "Yup" and "Oh I didn’t know that!" after everything the teacher says.
4. Bring crayons and coloring books to all of your classes and instead of taking out your text book when the class starts take out the coloring books and color in them until the teacher gets mad.
5. Wear spandex, a wife beater, a headband, and some headphones. Jog to all your classes. If a teacher stops you, insist that you are just trying to lose some weight. While jogging breath very heavy and take large drinks of water.
6. Address all your teachers by there first name.
7. Before walking into all your classes take off your shoes at the door.
8. Bring in a visor and a deck of cards and during class put on the visor and start dealing out cards to all the kids around you.
9. Steal all the markers from the whiteboard. Leave a ransom note on the board asking for a money reward for returning them.
10. Don’t talk to your teacher at all during a class. Have a friend explain that you have bronchitis and can’t talk. On your way out of the classroom yell "Goodbye!" to the teacher.
I don’t think many (if any) of these have been posted before. I just thought of stuff me and my friends have done and some original stuff off the top of my head. |
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 | Mar 18, 2008 1:46 pm -
Quote: 1. Wear a hoodie with a pocket in the front. Walk down the halls with it in your pocket playing ring tones at top volume. Look around suspiciously like you have no idea where the noise is coming from.
I meant *Wear a hoodie with a pocket in the front. Put your cellphone in the front pocket and play ringtones at top volume while walking down the hall. |
 | Mar 18, 2008 2:03 pm -
5* I miss you bebz |
 | Mar 18, 2008 4:02 pm -
4*s my man |
 | Mar 18, 2008 4:32 pm -
I 5’ved it! |
 | Mar 18, 2008 5:28 pm -
99.99% of the time, these "Things to do in school/while bored" Eggs suckkk but I think you just accomplished the impossible. I actually laughed at nearly all of these. 5* without a doubt! Keep it up. |
 | Mar 18, 2008 5:44 pm -
Lol, nice....5* |
 | Mar 18, 2008 5:53 pm -
4*’s i like the deal out cards to people around u one, thats funny. most of the others i wouldnt do cuz i dont wanna look stupid but there are better ones here then in most. |
 | Mar 18, 2008 7:02 pm -
nice i have to try these to my art teacher she will have a mental 5# |
 | Mar 18, 2008 10:19 pm -
Quote: 9. Steal all the markers from the whiteboard. Leave a ransom note on the board asking for a money reward for returning them.
5 stars because of that one. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!! |
 | Mar 19, 2008 3:15 am -
sum funny shit |
 | Mar 19, 2008 9:12 am -
Things to do at school: Learn. This will benefit you when you are of old age. |
 | Mar 19, 2008 9:23 am -
Where’s "Study"? 3* |
 | Mar 19, 2008 5:11 pm -
Pretty nice
at least someone here knows how to spell, 5* from me. |
 | Mar 22, 2008 11:55 am -
Sweet
5*
LOL
njoy |
 | pr 02, 2008 4:52 pm -
*4... but only because I’m a huge nerd, and feel if you’re bored at school, you should either a) actually study, or b) (if you’re a kid like me) after doing all assignments, ask the teacher for more challenging work or see if you can’t go to another one of your classes to do that work.
That being said, it was still pretty hilarious, #9 was my fave :) |
 | Apr 02, 2008 6:57 pm -
Quote: Things to do at school: Learn. This will benefit you when you are of old age.
I don’t know where you go to school but in America they don’t teach us shit |
 | Apr 05, 2008 12:14 pm -
ha ha thats so true, my teachers just yell at me and kick me out of the classroom before the class even starts |
 | Apr 14, 2008 6:26 pm -
[/quote]Have a friend explain that you have [i] bronchitis[i] and can’t talk
bronchitis is a disease of the lungs .do you mean tonsilitis |
| Apr 14, 2008 6:27 pm -
[/quote]Have a friend explain that you have [i] bronchitis[i] and can’t talk
bronchitis is a disease of the lungs .do you mean tonsilitis |
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