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Vampire Bar Joke

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(66 votes)
Published: Mar 23, 2008 6:10 p.m.
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A vampire walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks up to him and says, \\"What can I get you?\\"
The vampire says, \\"A cup of hot water.\\"
The bartender looks at him strangely, but gets the water. When he brings it over to the vampire, he says, \\"I thought you guys drank blood. What\\’s with the water?\\"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, \\"What, you\\’ve never heard of a tea bag?\\"

If any of you lot think this should be in the forums just to let you know I couldn\\’t of been stuffed
 

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mutton-chop

Mar 23, 2008 6:16 pm -
1 i guess but FIRST OHOHOHJHOHOHHOHOhOah


MASAC R

Mar 23, 2008 6:18 pm -
good 4 u "clap clap 4 tha handicaped" just kidding


mutton-chop

Mar 23, 2008 7:07 pm -
no, its quite alright. i am caped very hadily.


wierdale24

Mar 23, 2008 7:18 pm -
fourms and its gay!!!! 0*


Shave_Americas_Bush-612

Mar 23, 2008 10:03 pm -
5... Ever here of a joke egg? Or do dumbasses on this site only find a joke egg funny when its a high lvl member acting like an asshole?


vicevixen

Mar 24, 2008 7:56 am -
5, only for the cleavage dripping photo of hot vampire chick and an old joke that’s pretty funny.

She can bite me anyday.

*** I was reading a book that said "bloodsucking is misplaced oral sex..."...


HeroinBob

M r 24, 2008 9:53 am -
i’ve never heard it before! pretty funny!


PSYCHEDELICmess

Mar 24, 2008 4:22 pm -
never heard it before.
3*


Jed-1534

Mar 24, 2008 6:29 pm -
heard this before but still funny 5*


CobycatMetal

Mar 24, 2008 9:09 pm -
..... i’ve heard funnier. 2*


timothy-unit

Mar 27, 2008 1:18 am -
WHAT IS THIS SHIT?? It’s a copy pasted joke and you only post one joke? 0* bitch, and 0* on your profile.

Also, first comment.


Strany

Mar 27, 2008 5:36 pm -
heerdd it 3


thegr8est1

Apr 09, 2008 1:46 am -
OLDSICLES

 


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