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(66 votes) Published: Mar 23, 2008 6:10 p.m. Viewed 664 times
A vampire walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks up to him and says, \\"What can I get you?\\"
The vampire says, \\"A cup of hot water.\\"
The bartender looks at him strangely, but gets the water. When he brings it over to the vampire, he says, \\"I thought you guys drank blood. What\\’s with the water?\\"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, \\"What, you\\’ve never heard of a tea bag?\\"
If any of you lot think this should be in the forums just to let you know I couldn\\’t of been stuffed
Mar 23, 2008 10:03 pm - 5... Ever here of a joke egg? Or do dumbasses on this site only find a joke egg funny when its a high lvl member acting like an asshole?