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(74 votes) Published: Mar 24, 2008 4:33 p.m. Viewed 1001 times
24 ways to kill time
These were some funny ways to kill time i found on some random handout, i googled some of the phrases too see if it was on the web or RE, but couldnt find anything. So if you do happen to find this somewhere else, i am sorry but its purely coincendence as i have just typed this up.
1. People watch, but with a difference. Rate them out of ten on categories such as their clothing, their hairstyle, their walk…their ass.
2. Walk the dog. If you don’t have a dog then walk the fish. If you don’t have a fish, go for a run with a tin of tuna.
3. Even if nothing actually itches start scratching yourself, because as soon as you do other areas of your body will start to itch giving you something to do. If your groin itches then Houston, you have a problem.
4. Imagine that you are a robot and proudly stroll down the road adding a mechanical ‘zzzzztt’ sound with every small movement that you do.
5. When in a queue for the bus make farmyard noises then deny doing it when someone asks
6. Finally get round to changing the batteries in all the remote controls and other battery operated apparatus around the house that you have been meaning to do all year.
7.Try and see how long you can hold your breath for. When you start going light headed and bright red you are probably beating you personal best, so breathe.
8. Run over to a random stranger in the same room, touch them whilst shouting ‘it’ before sprinting off.
9. Stare at something for ages with your eyes wide open and then draw the trippy after image-when your eyes are shut.
10. Have a game of rock, paper and scissors with yourself and see, which arm wins.
11. Go through all your contacts on your phone and try and think of nicknames for everyone. Note: Refrain from calling grandma sex kitten.
12. Organise the whole of your underwear drawer by colour, going from light on the left to dark on the right.
13. Play solitaire. Good anytime, anyplace, anywhere.
14. Erm, study??
15. When someone is looking the other way stare at them for as long as possible. Soon enough the theory of ‘I feel like I am being watched’ comes into play. Repeat till they storm off or get removed from the premises by security.
16. Make prank phone calls to your friends, remembering to withhold your number of course. The calls could vary from trying to sell them double glazing to even fooling the recipient into believing they won the lottery.
17. Try and calculate how many minutes you have been alive.
18. Drain the lizard. Siphon the python. Shake the lettuce. Take a leak. Go for a whiz. Head off for a jimmy. Basically go to the bathroom.
19. Work out your family tree.
20. Sing the Greek national anthem. If you don’t know the words, then hum it. If you don’t know the tune hum the American national anthem backwards.
21. Grow a handlebar moustache (if you’re a man of course).
22. Blindfold yourself and try to traverse your home or room using only your memory and sensory perception.
23. Do absolutely sod all for five minutes.
24. Destroy you watch, that will defiantly kill time.
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