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(51 votes) Published: Mar 26, 2008 10:14 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 785 times
Fellow RottenEggers! I come bearing news of something marvelous. To any of you who have seen the movie Waiting, I have some new "positions" not seen in the movie, because I made them! ENJOY!
The Naked Mole Rat
You need to have a condom for this one. All you do is put on the condom, and pull it REALLY tight...and then pull eveything toward the base of you little man. It REALLY does look like a naked mole/hamster!
# Of Ass Kicks- 3
The Afro
You need quite a bit of hair on your coin purse to do this one. Fold up you wing-wong so all you can see is hairy balls...
# of Kicks 5!!!
The Mutilator
Take a razor, and cut part of your dick and/or balls to really FREAK SOMEONE out! Works great!
Mar 26, 2008 2:23 pm - fucking 0*S weenie. oh and
hahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahaha
i fuckin LOLLED so damn hard@ "DO A BARREL ROLL"
dont know why, but my underwear is yellow.
Mar 28, 2008 1:18 am - the long cat was getting to be a bit to much, but so was the stuff you wrote, you better go and get some sex eduacation, and try again. *2
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