Dick Positions In the "Vein" of the Movie ’Waiting’
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(78 votes)
Published: Mar 26, 2008 10:14 a.m.
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Fellow RottenEggers! I come bearing news of something marvelous. To any of you who have seen the movie Waiting, I have some new "positions" not seen in the movie, because I made them! ENJOY!
The Naked Mole Rat
You need to have a condom for this one. All you do is put on the condom, and pull it REALLY tight...and then pull eveything toward the base of you little man. It REALLY does look like a naked mole/hamster!
# Of Ass Kicks- 3
The Afro
You need quite a bit of hair on your coin purse to do this one. Fold up you wing-wong so all you can see is hairy balls...
# of Kicks 5!!!
The Mutilator
Take a razor, and cut part of your dick and/or balls to really FREAK SOMEONE out! Works great!
# of KICKS?! INFINATE! |
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 | Mar 26, 2008 10:31 am -
I thought that there was an age requirement here! |
 | Mar 26, 2008 11:12 am -
You thought wrong.
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 | Mar 26, 2008 11:45 am -
You sir fail. |
 | Mar 26, 2008 12:43 pm -
Holy shit.....Those are some long cats.
BTW shit egg not funny. |
 | Mar 26, 2008 1:27 pm -
You look so gay, fucking egg it is tough |
 | Mar 26, 2008 2:23 pm -
fucking 0*S weenie. oh and
hahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahaha
i fuckin LOLLED so damn hard@ "DO A BARREL ROLL"
dont know why, but my underwear is yellow. |
 | Mar 26, 2008 6:23 pm -
0* for you 5* for the longcat.
What a waste of eggpoints. |
 | Mar 28, 2008 1:18 am -
the long cat was getting to be a bit to much, but so was the stuff you wrote, you better go and get some sex eduacation, and try again. *2 |
| Mar 28, 2008 1:20 am -
Waiting is right you may be waiting for the rest of your life, as you called him your little man |
 | Apr 08, 2008 6:50 pm -
lol u look like shit. good thing none of theese involve girls. |
 | Apr 28, 2008 9:06 am -
werid egg?
2* |
 | Mar 31, 2009 2:29 pm -
a few things.
you suck.
this egg sucks
you will never get sucked
you suck your dad
you suck at life
and 0*s haha sucka |
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