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(78 votes) Published: Mar 28, 2008 2:19 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 854 times
Tis egg will introduce you to some basic survivel tips
Basic Training
Fit and Healthy: Right now your a bout as fit as a pile of rubber bands. It doesn’t take much to be fighting fit-and if you’re an able bodied human being youv’e got no excuse for not following basic fitness routines. If you want to survive the immenent nuclear apocolypse(witch you probably won’t but hey) then you’ll need to be fit and dangerous. Here’s Some Tips: #Go jogging for thirty minutes a day, you lazy monkey. #Walk to the shops. Seriously every time you drive to the shops you get weaker and fatter. #Start doing sit ups. When you can do 1000 in a row you are automaticly entiled to kill people with your bare hands.(Not really).
FIGHT TO FIGHT FIGHT TO EAT: An army marches on its legs, Stupid. But legs are powered by eating meat. There’s no pint being a vegitarian if you want to survive, because vegitarians are weak. So eat meat at least 4 times a week for strength. Its best to eat a mixture of chicken and beef, with some ocasional fish. If you think you might not be able to get meat on your travels then take some beef or camel jerky where ever you go, you might think it’s disgusting but would you rather die than live. Also, if your an alcoholic or insane, it’s worth remembering that a man can live on Quinness and freash tomatoes. But eating some meat will help to. Finally, eat five items of fruit and veg and drink at least two litres of water a day. That’ll keep your guts from bogging up. Do this and you be able to beat (Chuck Norris)
Packing For Action: If your heading out of the house, or indeed into the wilderness you pack a bunch of basic tools and supplies. If you carry all these items at all times then you’ll be ready for action. You never can tell when your’e going to get abducted by the CIA or the FBI for "testing" you’ll be ready for the barstads and the most outragous scenarios.
Life Staw: The clean water straw. Okay, this is really cool. It’s a straw packed filters that you could drink out of any old mud puddle and not get the runs. The Life Straw filters out 99% of nasties. Seriously, there’s no more essential item for the person who wants to survive in the wild. Modern science really does kick ass: www.lifestaw.com
Flint And Steel Don’t just pick up any old bit of flint and hit with a piece of metal, go and buy and buy a set from a camping shop. These kits will enable you to make sparks that will scare even the craftiest of cave men and keep you warm in cold mountians.
Apr 04, 2008 9:01 am - I thought you may know some nice tricks on how to make a meal out of things you find in the woods, how to keep yerself warm and such things. Or on how to make a real good place to sleep in when you need to survive in the woods for example. Or something on howto find nice water...
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You telled me the same crap wich every fitalcrap magazine tells me. do sports, drink water an have a balaced diet. Ah and you told me that sparks wil hold me warm in mountains even without dry firewood wich is very rare in the mountains and you told me to get a Lifestraw or sumthing... Yea, why dontya tell me to get a car, a huge water tank, a crapload of firewood and a bunsen burner + a shotgun to survive, is much easier!
This was definatly a waste of time, and yes i can vote 0... so you get yours both on egg and profile.
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