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(57 votes) Published: Apr 03, 2008 5:41 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 1207 times
You know bics, the lighter a stoner should always have on him. Their stoner standard in quality, but not stoner friendly in price. I know I don’t want to be stuck paying nearly 2 bucks for a bic. SO. I will tell you how to easily get free bics.
So, you go to bicworld.com. Find the lighter section. Go to the contact us forum, and then type in your details. Fucking name, adress, all the standard bullshit. Now, from here on, it doesn’t matter if your bic got you 1000 more lights than the 3000 it was supposed to, you say somewhere along these lines "I have recently read on your site that bics last up to 3000 lights. I do not find this is true. I smoke 3-5 ciggarettes per day and my bic runs out within a week, soley lighting ciggarettes. I find your bics are a rip off paying nearly 2.00$ for a lighter when I could get a longer lasting lighter for 50 cents at the party store." They will send you a manila envelope with a box contained within with a baggie (like a large marijuana bag)and some bubble wrap. You can either send the lighter back, or keep it and keep the coupon that comes right then and there. BASICALLY, you dont even need to have boughten a bic before in your life, you get a free "Sample"
Apr 06, 2008 10:16 pm - can you pick a design for your bic? or get a keyring lighter condom? (what kids in my area call those badass metal fliptop bic holders)
Apr 07, 2008 12:13 am - also by definition stoners are lazy, and petitioning bic for free stuff takes time away from tv. when i need a bic i just use my 5-finger-ninja discount at the shell station when i go to buy munchies and red bull at 3:00 at night.
Apr 08, 2008 5:13 pm - or you could just shoplift it. a lil slight of hand while your paying for your munchies and they neva know. lol goodegg tho. im gonna try it. give it a 5. needs pics tho.
Apr 09, 2008 3:29 pm - this doesn’t work. I got this as an email today
Thank you for contacting us with your comments on the performance of
BIC(r) Lighters.
This lighter complies with regulations adopted by the U.S. Consumer
Product Safety Commission. As of July 1994, all disposable lighters
manufactured in, or imported into, the United States must meet a
specified level of child resistance for children under 5 years of age.
Consumer feedback is one of the ways we learn about the performance of
our products after they leave the factory. However, we are only able to
find out the exact cause of the performance issue by examining the
lighters.
Therefore, if you still have the lighters, please return your lighters
to us, using the postage-paid mailing box which we will be sending to
you, so we can send them to our Quality Assurance Department.
Your returned lighters will be promptly replaced.
Thank you for your cooperation and for taking the time to bring this to
our attention.
Consumer feedback is one of the ways we learn about the performance of
our products after they leave the factory. However, we are only able to
find out the exact cause of the performance issue by examining the
lighters.
Therefore, if you still have the lighters, please return your lighters
to us, using the postage-paid mailing box which we will be sending to
you, so we can send them to our Quality Assurance Department.
Your returned lighters will be promptly replaced.
REPLACED WITH A NEW ONE. Which they just send a fucking coupon with the box.
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