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Mud Balloons
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Published: Apr 03, 2008 9:05 p.m.
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So here’s the deal...
Lately I’ve been pondering the mystery of the filling water balloons with foreign liquids. The question was how do I find an object that has enough pressure to fill a water balloon without squirting the piss/dog shit solution all over myself. I tried the trick where you simply blow up a balloon and apply it to the nozel of a water bottle and let the contents of the bottle displace the air within the balloon, but this technique would never work with the god of all fillings...thick gooey pond mud!. So I hit the markets looking through large tubes and Caijun injectors hoping to find the product for the job at hand. I then found success while browsing through assorted Water guns. I found a 5$ piece of Asia water gun that was built much like a giant syringe and was used for sucking up water by pulling on the back and blowing out the contents with one good thrust of the arm. Since the hole of the gun was made for water I increased the diameter by drilling out the hole and made it about 5 times as thick as the original.

Now that i had the balloon injector bought, modified,and ready for filling balloons I went in search of some good mud. I live near some percolation ponds and lately they have been drained, exposing some quality smooth black bio-infested mud. I lightly scooped the top layer of the some mud that seemed to have few rocks/sticks/goose shit and collected a bucket full of this quality goo. I watered it down a bit and stirred with a pole for a while making the mud smooth and causing most of the pebbles and rocks to sink to the bottom. In the end I had a bucket full of some creamy mud that was pretty much rock free.

I Started sucking up loads of mud and applied balloons to its tip. With a grip around the base of the balloon you slowly fill the balloon while "milking" the mud to the bottom of the balloon in order to fill it correctly without it popping.

You should be able to produce some quality mud bombs with this method, that are great for throwing at house windows, dumb bitches cars,and emo kids. Filling larger balloons and dropping them off buildings or bridges could also a bring a few smiles. Use your brain and don’t be a retard. 		 
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-UK-
Apr 04, 2008 12:02 pm -
I’ve always wondered that... 5*


mutton-chop
Apr 04, 2008 3:48 pm -
5*s


Gill
Apr 04, 2008 11:44 pm -
Very nice 5*s


Whitekong
Apr 05, 2008 12:29 am -
Hes a comment deleter... damn fag give him 0*s cuz he deleted all the comments


Mr_Internet
Apr 05, 2008 10:22 am -
Don’t throw things at emo kids, they have guns now.
5*****
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