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(117 votes) Published: Apr 07, 2008 4:23 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 1770 times
I know, youre prolly thinkin this egg is gonna give the normal bullshit about cars, bein sexy, talkin to girls, hitting on girls and all the general bullshit that desperate losers do to try and get laid.
Going through 4 years of highschool and observing different grade levels from different perspectives and examining people psychologically has brought new understanding to girls for me. Ive lose respect for some and gained respect for others.
Be prepared, this is a long egg...
Take this egg seriously if your going to comment, im sure it shares alot of ideas with plenty of other eggs but this egg is based less on what i believe and more of what is known and commonly misconcepted.
IF youve had a problem with gettin girls in school, its probably because you dont understand them, dont understand their values and think they are more complex than they really are.
Erase what youve been told, girls really dont go out hunting for hott dudes in nice cars iced out with LCD screens everywhere and stacks of $100 bills on the dash. I will explain more about the cars and the personal image later once the basics have been laid down.
Understanding them:
Freshmen/Sophmore girls: The one you are probably thinking about most likely has different values than what you believe. Because of the fact that they are underclassmen, they generally find it is harder to get ahold of booze and weed because the upperclassmen discriminate against them. They look for easy sources to booze and weed and cars are pretty important to them. They dont care if you are stunningly hott but if you have a car that drives from point A to point B and you have free weed/booze than they fill find interest in you. Obviously, if they know you have weed/booze, they will find even more interest in you if your car is SWEET or if your amazingly attractive to them.
Junior/Senior Girls: These girls are generally harder to get because they usually overcome that period of their life where they are just looking to use upperclassmen for what theyve got. They are looking to settle down and find a nice well-respected guy who will take care of them.
Use facebook as a tool rather than for shits and giggles. Girls take facebook very seriously and they see it as a way to organize their gossip/friends and socialize and meet/avoid new people. As a general rule, you dont want to do anything that a girl cant explain herself. IF you are in class and you randomly shout "GOAT NIPPLES" than some girls will find it funny, others wont, but they will all find it immature and dumb. The same rule applies to the internet unless you have already established a casual relationship with them where your immature behavior is understood as a part of your personality rather than as a way to get attention. Use facebook to network and not to date. Network with them by meeting them in school or let them talk to you first but dont look like a desperate loser by sending a chick a "hey lets hang out" message after youve only talked to her twice. Use your more popular friends to be exposed to new girls and make it known that you have close ties and support with well-respected kids rather than a group of hoodlums that throw kittens off bridges.
Yourself: This applies to all girls in general. You want to be seen as a clean guy who takes his appearance seriously and takes care of his body with good hygeine practices. Dont do anything drastic to try and draw attention to yourself and dont do anything they cant explain to their friends. You will want to have a good group of friends for them to perceive as your assosciates and practice good manners to them and their friends. I know that swearing and yelling is accepted as a common part of every day life but it makes the biggest difference around girls even if they dont say anything to you. Its great to swear and make fun of people with your buddies and crack funny jokes but girls will actually find it immature and unnecessary if you blurt it unexpectedly or toss a random slur into your everyday speech.
Your Friends:
Its ok to have multiple sets of friends, just separate them out depending on what you want your image to be. If you want to have the image of a desperate loaner than sure, become sorta-friends with 30 different groups of people and drift around between them on different days. Girls will think of you as being messy, disorganized and inconsistent. They will also think that you are a desperate loser.
Use your friends to get ahold of booze or weed. Everyone buys it off of someone and your friends should be willing to help you out if they at least get some sort of reciprocation from you. Personally, i help out all my friends with their cars and i drive my friends and girls whenever they need a ride. They always do favors for me and get beer and weed whenever i need it. Everyone uses everyone, some people are just douchebags about it.
Networking:
This is where facebook can really come to your advantage. If you are looking for an easy girl to get head from quick or hook up with than gettin girls can be as easy as sendin a wall post to one of your friends that says "yo dude, i got a 30-rack, u got a house?". Almost immediately, girls will try to network through their friends to get ahold of your phone number. Although your gonna feel used, you will more than likely get what you want out of them if you have the balls to deny them beer and then flirt back when they start. On nights when parties/beer is scarce, take out your 30-rack and start denying chicks beer. Youll make new "friends" pretty quick and their perception of you will change. Most girls will flirt as a way to get what they want. Despite what anyone told you, all girls use dudes for SOMETHING, some dudes whore themselves out and get what they want, other dudes try to act uninterested and sophisticated and they lose out.
Your Ride/Posessions:
Dont use this as a way to get girls, use it as an accessory to have fun and make your time more pleasant with the girls youve already got. Girls will just think your a loser tryin to hide his shitty personality behind his fast car if you try to show off your money and cars to meet new girls.
Life in School:
Its easy to get cocky if you have 10 girls on your waitinglist who are all desperately trying to chill with you on a friday night. If you are scheduling times to hang out with different girls on one given night than you are gonna start feelin like an absolute pimp. Dont let this carry into your school life. They will think you are some "easy to get" cocky bastard who stereotypes girls and assumes theyre all after you. Keep gossip on the DL in school, if someone asks you a question about your relationships with different girls just say "oh we just chill out" or "i dont know". Telling/bragging different specifics to people uninvolved will put wierd gossip around your school and will make girls lose trust for you and think your wierd.
At this point, understand that hott girls who are interested in you will have the confidence to come up to you and talk and that you shouldnt make yourself look like an ass by goin around hittin on 30 different chicks because you have the self confidence that they will all get on their knees and suck dick. wheew, that was a long sentence. Its fine to talk to girls but dont assume that theyll all be interested in you sexually just because a few girls have booze as a motive to hang out with guys.
Apr 07, 2008 4:59 pm - 5*
Most people will think this is a lot of bullshit, but im a bit like you (in the monitoring and psychological bit) can see where you coming from.
Apr 07, 2008 6:12 pm - As I just said in an egg just before this, I was expecting a crappy egg that was not thought out, with poor structure, and poor grammar.
But this was actually a really good egg.
So as usual, 5*. Pretty much all of your eggs are great quality. Keep up the good work dude.
Apr 08, 2008 4:08 pm - one thing i didnt mention is that you cant hide how u feel for a girl. Dont tell her directly, mention it to your BEST friends first but dont get into specifics. Your friends will help you out and gossip will eventually spread to the girl. If she hears the gossip and is pleased, she will ask if you wanna hang out sometime. IF she hears the gossip and has no interest in you than she may contact you and ask if this gossip is true or she might just avoid you and your friends for awhile. Dont take it personally if a girl rejects you, its nothing to be embarassed about, some are just bitches, some are just more serious about dating and have different plans. It doesnt mean that theres anything wrong with you though.
Apr 08, 2008 9:05 pm - I’m sorry, but I’m giving this one star. I hate seeing these "How to get a girl" eggs.
Don’t think you know everything about every girl, because they’re all different. Even somebody like me, who knows nothing of the female nature, can confidently tell you that.
Apr 09, 2008 3:48 pm - that could be the reason why you know nothing of the female nature. Sure every girl is different but the more desirable ones have good reasoning for what they do. When these popular girls start getting alot of attention, they have a fear of losing it. They still wanna have fun with guys and go out and get drunk but they have a stronger value on gettin fucked up. The reason for this is because, if indeed they do say something retarded or do something embarassing, they will always have the excuse "i was fucked up" to hide behind. Hott girls who stay away from drugs/alcohol are a little harder to get, a little harder to please and easier to lose. They dont see booze as a shield for their personality when they wanna have fun, they dont see it as a motive to hang out with dudes and they are afraid of embarassing themselves while theyre drunk. So i’ll agree with you, just like dudes, all girls are different. But when it comes to easier more desirable girls, they all have similar values and reasoning behind it. Who wants to hook up with the sketchy fat girl that wears the hand-knit sweater with cats on it? She’d probably take anything with a Y chromosome.
Apr 10, 2008 2:50 am - Well written.
Not utter verbal diahrea like the rest of the eggs on this subject.
Don’t need it because I have a girlfriend but 5*’s anyway.
Apr 13, 2008 8:40 am - Well I agree with the lion’s share of this, except the booze/weed part. The girls ’round my area find it cool that I’m straightedge (the towns gotta drinking problem) and I still got juniors, sophomores and freshman at my beck and call.
4*
Apr 21, 2008 2:08 pm - ... 4*, only because you put effort into it, to get laid all you need is confidence, have the balls to speak to girls and try it on with them and they probably wont turn you down.
Thats how it wors in England, Essex anyways lol..
But you all know about the Essex girls!
Sep 10, 2008 8:49 pm - fuck you ^
pretty good
i hate it when whores use guys to get what they want
i think it best to just say hi and generally be freinds then bestfreinds then BAM BITCH before you realised what happend your dating
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