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(85 votes)
Published: Apr 15, 2004 12:00 a.m.
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okay, now since all of you are fanatics of using sh-t in pranks, none in particular though COUGHpoopersCOUGH, i thought i would post 1. this one i have developed over the past few years and..aw hell ill get right to the point..
what you need....
1. poop(duh)
2. water balloons.
3. a large turkey baister
4.water balloon slingshot.
5. 2 friends
6. an escape plan
7. a cooler
8. papertowels(optional)
9. a lighter (optional)
what you do......
first, you take a huge dump, and dont flush...using tongs, hands with a glove on or whatever, pick it up and put it in a blender and make it very watery. now fill the turkey baister full and fill lots of water balloons full of it.now take the cooler and fill it with the balloons..dont keep it cold cause if its hot, it stinks better..then find a tall, maybe 3 or 4 stories tall, building, and get on the roof. have 2 friends hold the end of the slingshot....launch at random poeple/cars/police chasing after you....now find an escape plan cuase by now the cops are trying to find you.
if you want a more "intersting" andventure, when you tie the water balloons, put long peices of papertowel inside the knot. make the papertowel about 2 feet long. then light it when you areon the buildinmg getting ready to launch...hense the name "FLAMING BALLS OF POOPY DEATH" |
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 | Mar 15, 2005 3:31 pm -
ya know what?...i have to take a poop right now... |
| Mar 23, 2005 7:14 pm -
i commend you my fellow fecalmaniac this is not the greatest prank but would have done well in my ballz’ big book of shit. i give it a 2 cuz it’s kinda short but what can i say. |
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