Apr 23, 2008 1:00 pm - Best fap ever
At first when you read this topic you’ll probably think I’m trolling, but rest assured that I’m not.
Okay I just took a major shit after eating chicken fahitas, right? Well after I got most of it out it felt so that I was still shitting, only this "shit" got stuck half way out but wouldn’t push fully out. Well after 5 mins of pushing I got bored and decided to get some toilet paper and then grab it to pull it out; so anyways when I grab it it didn’t feel like shit at all and it still wouldn’t pull out, so I get the mirror and put it in between my legs and take a look, it was flesh coloured so I’m assuming I pushed some of the inside of my anus out, but that’s not the main point, when I grabbed it earlier it felt stimulating, so I began to play around with it and I got hard pretty quick so I took full advantage and kept playing with it while I began to fap furiously...and OH MY FUCKING GOD I can honestly say I came like a king. So here comes a question...is this why people are gay? Because supposedly what I just played with is the male’s g-spot. So all you fapaholics out there try this out next time you have a mega shit and forcefully push some of your anus out.Add a Reply -- REPLIES --
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Apr 23, 2008 4:17 pm -
its probably a prolapsed hemoroid. google if you don’t now what that is. |
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Apr 24, 2008 8:30 pm -
THAT IS FUCKED |
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Apr 25, 2008 1:46 pm -
dude...gtfo out of my RE |
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