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1 paint cuss words on his/her lawn using weed killer. in a few days the grass will turn brown and die, and your profanities will magically appear.
2. staying on the weed killer theme, sneak into his back yard and paint a circle about 6ft in diameter. A few days after the grass has died sneak back in a nd stick a stake in the middle of the circle , then shace bald patches on thier dog and tie it on a short leash to the stake . Call animal welfare.