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(75 votes) Published: Apr 27, 2008 1:33 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 864 times
Just a general collection of some simple yet effective tips ive picked up so shouldn’t be too long.
the tips are about rolling your own cigarettes by hand
just a note this is NOT a drug egg. no where in the egg will be the mentioning of joints, weed, marijuana, pot, bongs, dope, or any variation on such topics
i do not promote the use of illigal drugs, how you use this information is your own business.
this is also not c/p from anywhere. far as i know these tips are original
firstly lets start with simply rolling up a good cigarette. i wont go into the normal ways as there is plenty of guides to show how to roll your own. instead i will offer a different way that seems to be easier.
first tip is the pouch roll. you are making a pouch or canoe shaped paper to hold your tobacco. this is great if your problems consist of your tobacco always falling out or you just suck at rolling.
picture follows instructions
first take your paper and crease it on the bottom part, about a quarter inch under the gum strip.
then at the edge, fold it over just barely as little as you can get. 1/16-1/8th an inch. smaller the better.
do this 1 more time and you will have a pouch,(ignore the pen cap. get to that in a minute)
now do the same on the reverse and it will look like a paper canoe.
load it up with your tobacco evenly across the pouch and then simply fold it over and roll it up.
tear off one end so you can actually smoke. its very simple and makes nice "cigarettes" for those that normally suck at rolling.
if you want to add in a "filter" do it before you roll, but its just as easy
on the topic of filters. rember that pen cap? well hey maybe you dont like your tobacco to be filtered per-say but still want something to hold onto while your smoking. the cap of a BIC pen is cheap and very reusable. simply cut it in half and put the capped end into your cigarette.
keep in mind however that while this is reusable it will carry the scent of your "tobacco" strong enough for animals and people in uniforms to smell so if you dont wanna be labeled as a pen cap smoker, wash it after use
if you don’t want a filter but still interested in a nice cheap way to hold it. here is a simple way involving two quarters
you can use pennies or nickels or dimes if you just cant scrape up 50 cent. i just prefer quarters because i got more to hold onto, and i can buy a soda at the coke machine afterwards since "tobacco" seems to give me dry mouth :D
if your wanting to make a more stealthy cigarette since hand-rolled looks hand-rolled regardless of whats in it.
i strongly suggest a rolling machine, 2 dollars at walmart but if your too cheap. use a pen, wrap the paper around the pen then begin to fill it with your tobacco. use the pen to push it down but don’t make it so tight as that you wont get a good draw, that really is something you gotta experiment with. best way to push it in is roll it into a cylinder and push it in then tap it down with the pen
theres all the tips i got for the moment. ill post some more up another day
BTW i dont really give a fuck what ya rate on this since im sure i wont be round much longer. have fun mates sorry i couldnt give yall more eggs on all kinds of fun goodie shit but thats the way the shit-ball rolls
Quote by firesale on a previous egg.
Did all your fun mates leave you all alone?
By the way shit balls don’t roll they get pushed by dung beetles.
Apr 27, 2008 6:33 pm - look at my other eggs, i dont show my hands ther eather. i woulda just cropped the whole thing out but it wouldnt look right. thus i did that. really it was simply gonna be a small egg on the pouch cig but thought id throw in some extra crap. tro if you suck at rollin try that pouch it makes things hella easyer i promise.
Apr 27, 2008 7:53 pm - Why don’t you show your hand...even if you were Hitler’s clone, we wouldn’t able to tell by your hand. Unless that dark blur is a poopoo in your hand, there’s nothing to be ashamed of now, ya hear? Hyuck hyuck hyuck.
Sorry, I’ve been watching too many redneck cartoons.
A r 27, 2008 9:03 pm - I’ll leave this one for you, but don’t dry some kind of nicotine extraction or something else stupid that treads the fine lines.
Apr 29, 2008 1:13 pm - nice demonstration....it rolls a shitty looking joint though...BUT its smokeable and its great for starters so i’ll still rate it 5*
May 02, 2008 10:14 pm - how ya suppose to put the pen tip on the outside? shove the smoke down into the cap? then you will simply be burning the inside
also its no diffrent than regular plastic tips you can buy online. unless you set the plastic on fire there isnt much health risk from the pen cap and the cherry itself is not hot enough to burn the cap, it will simply burn out. that whole thing got stared when ppl used aluminum to make pipes and bongs and those the flame comes in direct contact with.
but eh, use it, dont use it. no diff to me. im sure theres a way to rig up a stainless steel one if you want.
May 18, 2008 11:23 pm - OMFG! some dick mod deleted all the content of this egg. thats fuckin harsh. any mod got the balls to take credit and post a damn reason why? coward fuckin prick.
Oct 04, 2008 12:28 pm - DamnBastard: "Learn to spell" Yeah. The egg isnt going to be perfect, you dont need to go in there and look for any tiny misteak you can find.
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