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(70 votes) Published: May 05, 2008 12:14 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 863 times
What you need Salt Pepper
Dish Washing Liquid (can be colored if you wish)
Bowl full of water
For this joke/magic trick you need the above ingredients and a group of people that aren’t going to stomp you for making ethinic jokes. Once you have those things here is what you do...
Place the bowl of water in front of everyone and then begin to tell the following story...
There is a big gathering at the local hotel (name it if you wish) and there are all sorts of people there, white people, black people, and (you ethnic target of choice but since tis cinco de Mayo I am gonna use latinos) Hispanics...
now you get the pepper shaker out and pour some pepper into the bowl
Some the black folks got together and decided to swim in the hotle’s big pool. They had a good time by themselves...
now grab the salt and pour some in the bowl
eventually the whites decided to go for a swim and for the msot part they got a long with the blacks and everyone had a good time...
the salt and pepper will float around the bowl, sometimes mixing. now get the dish detergent out and pour a little in
seeing how everyone was having a good time the Hispanics decided to join in, but when they get into the water...
the soap from the dish detergent will push the salt and pepper to the sides of the bowl, like they are trying to get out of the pool
May 05, 2008 1:54 pm - Im surprised no ones pointed out your ignorance. If your going to insult a whole race of people at least dont be moronic while your doing it.
May 05, 2008 2:15 pm - ehhh...not the best but ive seen far worse. though when i wanna insult a race i do it the proper way by saying "hey you fuckin beaner, go back to that shithole cross the border" or somethin to that effect. least thats how i perfer to insult
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