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(37 votes) Published: May 11, 2008 8:16 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 337 times
Hi, I’m Squirtythegreek, and i approve this message.
Everyone loves Wal-mart =]
its great prices....
sales...
clearly labeled isle ways...
friendly staff...
great return policy....
blue...
but, why not have some fun at walmart??
these are a few of (egg by squirtythegreek)
my favorite things to do in department stores like wal-mart.
(note...i have not personaly tried all of these but my brother and friend have...)
(all methods with an asterisk (*) i have (egg by squirtythegreek) tried myself and ended up giggling like a school girl)
*NUMERO UNO:
ask to put hundreds of boxes of condoms on lay-away....along with a bag of chocolate, massage cream, and a few cans of easy cheese. (remember to say..."the misses likes it cheesy"...)
*NUMERO DOS:
go to the toy isle, chase old people around with litte toy guns still in there box and scream " ZOOM ZOOM!! I GOTCHA YA ASS-HOLE COP!!!!"*make funny sound effects*
*NUMERO TRES:
go to an analog stereo. Turn it to a sadistic rock channel. turn off machine. crank volume all the way up.
*NUMERO CUATRO:
a variation on numero tres, set to hard rock station, turn off music. turn volume full blast. Set alarm to 5 minutes later, (REPEAT FOR ADDED SHIT’S AND GIGGLES)
NUMERO CINCO:
using ketchup and/or tomatoe paste and/or red paint...make a trail from the little girly toy section to the men’s bathroom.
NUMERO SEIS:
wear a mask and pretend to be a manikin . scare old women.
WELL! thats all for now...maybe a bit more later when i get the time to try some more out.
May 12, 2008 5:27 pm - some of these are good like the ketchup one that made me lol.
3 stars from me cos it looks like some have been copied but not all
ay 12, 2008 8:19 pm - its not a c/p my brother told me these and my friend told me one of them...i didnt know where they got it...i thought they made it up...please dont rate if you are rating because of c/p...=[
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