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How To Stop The Disease Of Masturbation

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Published: May 28, 2008 9:46 a.m.
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ENLIST THE POWER OF PRAYER!

When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell, "Stop!" to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind. Then recite a portion of the Bible or sing a hymn.

SET GOALS! * If you masturbate, color that day black. Your goal will be to have no black days. The calendar becomes a strong visual reminder, and should be looked at when you are tempted to add another black day. * Set up a reward system. Each time you reach a goal, award yourself with a quarter. Spend it on something that delights you.


USE PHYSICAL RESTRAINTS!

* Put on several layers of clothing that would be difficult to remove while half-asleep.
* Hold an object -- for example, a Bible -- even in bed at night.
* In severe cases, tie a hand to the bed frame.

BE ALERT TO EMOTIONS!

* Employ aversion therapy. To cancel out the pleasureableness of masturbation, associate something very distasteful with the act. For example, imagine bathing in a tub of worms and eating some of them.
* Be outgoing and friendly. Force yourself to be with others and learn to enjoy working and talking with them.
 

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TecnoDestructo

May 28, 2008 9:58 am -
i hope this works better for you guys than it did for me.


Yipper

May 28, 2008 10:05 am -
If those tips don’t work then get a sex change operation.


Silverfang

May 28, 2008 12:15 pm -
Whats wrong with masturbating, this is not the place to express your religious views. 0*s and go away


-UK-

May 28, 2008 12:48 pm -
^^^ Release the power of christ unto you. it is a filthy sin.


m0rtified_p3nguin

May 28, 2008 12:52 pm -
not a sin if preformed to prevent adultery :) yes i was forced to study the catechism once


CleanseTheDoors

May 28, 2008 1:11 pm -
And God said unto them, "Thou shall not blow your load into a tubesock and bury it in the bottom of the hamper like it has been there for a long time."
I can’t remember where I heard that but I laughed my ass off.


myincrediblycreativen me

May 28, 2008 1:55 pm -
Haha this was in your blog for the longest time.


Valo

May 28, 2008 1:57 pm -
5


GrandMastaThief

May 28, 2008 3:01 pm -
better yet get a partener, even if you have to pay


Dodge

May 28, 2008 3:34 pm -
ROFL...

...

I honestly don’t know what to say, other than-

5mo-fo*s


AtlJoker

Ma 28, 2008 5:42 pm -
Jacked it twice while reading this.

This day is now 2x black on my calender.


EPICSEABEASTCTHU HU

May 28, 2008 6:16 pm -
5’s just for your comment.


E-zizzle

May 28, 2008 6:31 pm -
lol 5#


filthysanchez09

May 28, 2008 8:50 pm -
Dropped for C/P


thegr8est1

May 29, 2008 6:23 am -
masturbation makes my right arm stronger than my left arm.


XxXD3M0NIKXxX

May 29, 2008 7:16 pm -
My display pic and I do not approve of this message.


ShitHead-9497

May 29, 2008 9:24 pm -
this is worth a healthy 3 stars


candlemasscade

May 30, 2008 8:44 pm -
not really an egg, buth 3* for making me laugh. It looks like you colored alot of the days in more than once...


boiled_eggs

Jun 01, 2008 9:05 am -
I coloured today in 3 times :)


Yup_Im_a_noob

Aug 13, 2008 7:06 pm -
5* even though you added your religious views to an egg -_- Sweet comment.

 


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